Guilt Free Chocolate Fudge Cake

“You made this?” she squealed, her lips wrapped around the fork, sucking every morsel from it. Her eyes danced with a mischievous sparkle as she stared at me in wonder.

“I did.” I replied, taking the humble approach. Nobody liked a braggart after all.

“There’s no way this is healthy.” she replied, taking another mouthful, her eyes still afire. I merely shrugged, a lopsided smirk on my face.

“Either way,” I began, “You’re going to have to work off those calories.” I said in my most seductive voice possible, my eyes boring into her as I began to take off my shirt.

She looked between me and the cake a few times, finally putting the fork down. She was young and attractive, and I knew some that would’ve felt a twinge of guilt at seducing one so inexperienced in life, but as the title says, this cake is guilt free. Continue reading

Greek Protein Yogurt Popsicles

To some of you ladies, the idea of mixing a beverage with yogurt and freezing it sounds ridiculously simple. I get that. What you may be failing to visualize, however, is a gathered crew of brave Minmatar aboard a Stabber class cruiser, deep in lowsec, enjoying that same treat they prepared with their own hands. The other visual, of course, is how absolutely hilarious that was to see with my own two eyes. Continue reading