When I catch people staring at me, I assume they’re taking notes on how to be awesome.
Apparently a few of you have been offended by some of my recent blunt posts. I suck at apologies, so unfuck you or whatever.
It’s a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.
Calm thy shit.
You’re not a princess. Save yourself.
TWO YEARS AGO
Nephew: Marcus Uncle, are you really Superman?
Me: I am, but you can’t tell anyone.
Me: Because if anyone knows, it will put everyone I love in danger, including you, mom and dad.
Nephew: Ok. I can still wear my (Superman) shirt, right?
Me: Always. (smile)