Store of Roc

FORMER FATTIE

Victory is hard earned. Take pride in your accomplishment. You’ve shed your blood, sweat and carebear tears, and can now smile with an easy confidence. You’ve transformed yourself and your life into something better. I’m proud of you.

Only $22.99 !

CUSTOM BUILT FOR THE LADIES

This form fitting athletic tee is exactly the type of shirt to help motivate and reward your efforts! Having worn this shirt often, ladies often give the smile of appreciation while men give either the derisive snort of jealousy, or the knowing nod of approval!

Only $34.99 !

YOU WISH I WAS YOUR PORN

Every woman loves to be appreciated, and nothing gives a lady a bigger sense of satisfaction than knowing she is idolized as a sex goddess to men everywhere! This fitness tank top exudes sensuality while earning you the dreams of any man looking your way, and don’t you deserve that?

Only $20.99 !

PRIVATE ENTRANCE ONLY: ROC WIELER

Sure, some guys might get jealous when they peel you out of your sexy jeans for some intimacy, only to see your privates have already been claimed by Roc Wieler, but hey, all’s fair and love in war!

Only $13.99 !

NEVER START A FIGHT YOU CAN WIN – MUG

Sometimes we all need a little reminder of Roc’s Rules, and there is no rule stronger than “Never start a fight you can win.” Pick up your spirits each and every day by taking a moment to sip with Roc and put things in perspective.

Only $15.99 !

And yes, there’s more!

STORE OF ROC

Need a manly shirt so the ladies think you’re a suitable substitute to Roc? Ladies, need some “Property of Roc Wieler” panties to complete your collection of Roc swag? Looking for the perfect children’s Birthday present and didn’t know the F*ck you, I’m Cute Teddy Bear was still available?

Then have no fear, the Store of Roc can exceed your needs and expectations!

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