Recipe – A Piece of Tail

So many things in this life are subjective.

It wasn’t too long ago I was enjoying some downtime on a lowsec terrestrial world. This particular world was only about 30% water based which left for a thin atmosphere and given its far proximity from the system’s sun, most natural water bodies were frozen most of the year.

One evening I paid an unbelievable amount of ISK for a local delicacy, something I would’ve paid ten times less for on a more bountiful planet. Supply and demand at its best. I only hoped it tasted worth the price.

It did. Continue reading

Eat My Balls

I stood over him, drenched in blood spatter, my one eye swollen shut from such intense swelling that I could feel it crushing the orb, threatening my vision permanently.

I was panting heavily, my bare chest heaving up and down from the sheer exertion of survival, ignoring the fire of my own wounds. Continue reading

Lentil Loaf

Meat is good. Never doubt that. Something I learned being raised amongst the Amarr aristocracy, however, was how very easy it could be to give into excess and gluttony. So many overweight, out of shape, vain, fat Amarr. I sometimes wonder how they ever managed to enslave us in the first place. Anywho …

Live a balanced life, even if it’s an immortal one.  Continue reading

Gin Chicken, for breakfast!

Quite foolishly, I put out the call to my Twitter followers (@RocWieler) to determine what this recipe would be. Consider it a lesson learned.

@Siuil_Arun Chicken!

@blackhuey something with gin in it

@gilberthamilton breakfast … for those who hate and always skip it

The easy way out would’ve been to pick any one of these suggestions. I never do things the easy way so today’s recipe combines all three. Continue reading