Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Roc’s Rule #452
Not everything you do will result in victory. That shouldn’t deter you from doing.
Huge Beast – Day 10
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See that guy over there? The one grunting and looking like he’s all that? He’s an idiot. Why can’t he just come here like the rest of us and go through the motions so we at least feel good about ourselves? Why does he have to actually do it right and make me feel like a lazy ass? Continue reading
Roc’s Rule #451
Status Update: At the gym and don’t have time for your shit
Huge Beast – Day 9
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Back, Biceps, five pounds more per exercise, whatever it takes.
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So much sweat pouring off of me. Floor is slick. Can’t see. Can hardly catch breath. Muscles screaming. Must … keep … going. I think of Freddy Care, screaming at me, laughing at me, mocking the kind of pathetic example I am. I am weak. I am old. I quit too easily. I’m nothing. I roar defiantly and push forward. Continue reading
Roc’s Rule #450
How to win her love: talk sweet, don’t lie, hold doors, make her laugh, pull her hair and smack her ass.
Huge Beast – Day 8
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Legs. They are the meatiest muscle group, containing most of our body’s growth hormone and also where most of our blood circulation occurs. Legs are tough to grow properly. I decide to increase the weights by ten pounds today. Continue reading
Huge Beast – Day 7
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Sunday morning and I’m at the gym. It felt good to sleep in. Of course, most 9-5 civilians sleep in on Sundays, but for me, this was a welcome rest. Starting over today with chest and triceps. I always feel more confident the second time around. I also like to increase my weights by 5 lbs. No matter how much we think we give it everything we have, we always hold back. By increasing the weight, I can continue to focus on giving it my all. Continue reading
Huge Beast – Day 6
And on the sixth day, Roc rested.
Chocolate Chirpie Chip Cookies
Here’s something you might not know – our universe is overpopulated. There is a livestock shortage. You’ll see livestock on the capsuleer private market sometimes at a premium price. Quite simply, there is not enough remaining agricultural land to sustain the needs and wants of the universe. Continue reading
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