Embrace what is different even if you don’t understand it.
Knowledge is not power. It’s information. Execution is power.
When I catch people staring at me, I assume they’re taking notes on how to be awesome.
It’s a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.
Calm thy shit.
You’re not a princess. Save yourself.
My bucket list? Beer and ice.
How to treat others? There are no others.
Impress a blind world.