by Whistler Bean
“We’re broadcasting live from the inside of Ishukone headquarters in Malkalen where the scene is utter chaos. This summit was suppose to bring hope to Gallente-Caldari relations-” Continue reading
Roc’s Rule #502
Don’t trust words. Trust actions.
Stretching
We all know it’s important to stretch and warm up when it comes to exercise. But when do we do it? Before? After? During? How much stretching do we do? How long do we warm up? For such an essential part of any exercise program, there sure are a lot of questions surrounding this topic. Continue reading
True Stories: Roc Wieler
Virginity Lost
I’ll never forget my first time. I was still fresh from the medbay, not even a week old immortal, full of arrogance and dreams, completely indestructible. I was such a naive idiot.
I had given up a lot to volunteer for the capsuleer procedure, but believed there was no cost too high for the payout of immortality. My personal rage at what the Amarr had done to not only my people, but to me personally, was enough to block out any required sacrifice.
I had been one of the fortunate ones who survived the process and became a pod pilot. It left me changed, scarred, sterile. I would never be the same. I never wanted to. Continue reading
Healthy Donuts
I started my rehearsed introduction as I smiled, lifting the plate of donuts up slowly as I spoke, “Today I’d like to show you how to make …”
“Oh c’mon!” someone in the audience screamed. “Healthy donuts? Seriously? Gimme a break, Roc!”
I awoke abruptly, concerned by the dream. Why was I on a cooking show? Why was someone badmouthing me? Why wasn’t I throwing donuts at him? Continue reading
Roc’s Rule #501
Complacency is a human invention.
Brutor Guide
First of all, if today’s post resounds with you at all, please comment. It can be a simple agree/disagree, something more detailed, or a wall of text. I honestly need as much feedback as possible on this please as it could change my life, and hopefully all our lives. Continue reading
Iceland 2013 – Final Days
So drunk. So hungover. So much fun. Roundtable rooms too small, just like last year. Stench starting to build. I’m probably adding to it. Wife having a blast. Time to drink. Continue reading
Iceland 2013 – Day 4 & 5
There is something powerful about community, inside our wonderful game and even moreso out of it.
Roc’s Rule #500
You’re somebody’s reason to masturbate.
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