I just didn’t understand how it worked. Was it Jovian? Terran? Sleeper or some other technology? I had no idea.
Maybe that is why I had such a hard time believing in fairy tales. How could one drunk fat man fit enough gifts in his tiny vehicle, pulled by reindeer of all things (I mean how did they even breathe in space or at such high velocity), manage to travel the entire universe in under 24 hours?
Obviously, Santa Claus was a lie.
TASK: Explain how Santa Claus’ Sleigh works. Present your arguments well in the comments below, or email me at email@example.com.
I will announce today’s winner at 10 PM EST.
Congratulations to Anjerrai Meloanis who has won a PLEX care of CCP. Please email the character name you want this PLEX to go to. Thanks!
I’ve also just noticed I’m almost out of presents! I need donations please!