It’s been a while since we’ve had a good caption contest here.
THE CONTEST
Create a funny dialogue for this scene. You may enter more than once. Contest will run from the date of this post to Friday Jul 1, 11 PM EST. A winner will be announced Monday Jul 4.
THE PRIZE
There will be a single prize for this contest. It’s a mystery prize! (That means depending on how many people participate and how much effort it looks like people put into it, I will put up a better prize)
ROC'S RAMBLINGS 
First bubble on left “So, Your Roc Wieler”
Roc’s Bubble “Yes I am”
Second bubble on left “I thought you would be bigger”
Buble on right “Yeah, me too”
Girl on the left: “Let’s watch AT IX!”
Second bubble: “Final match is about to start”
Roc: “I’d rather give you ladies some quality time with Roc”
Girl on the right: “Let me turn on the webcam then, I bet we can beat AT IX’s viewers”
Top left: “Roc, I think I’m pregnant”
Roc: “But we used a condom!”
Bottom left: “I know…”
Bottom right: “Your in rust I trust attitude shouldn’t apply to prophylactics”
Top left: CQ Sucks balls!!
Middle: Agreed
Bottom left: Lets quit Eve!!
Bottom right: YAY, no more stupid station walking!
Bubble 1 (LHS women): you finally have 2 women in your CQ’s and you only have a single roc’ hard bed
Bubble 2: babe, it took me 9 months of game time just to get my cool t-shirt
Bubble 3 (RHS women): I went to fan fest and all I got was this t-shirt
Bubble 4 (LHS women): well with this dump gets a bar you owe me a drink…
Apologies, the last line should read ‘well when this place gets a bar you owe me a drink’
From Left to Right
– First you get their money
– Den you get the power
– Den you fuck em
Roc: where’d you two come from?
Left: well your locked in your quarters feeling lonely.
Your hand is in your pants…
Right: your imagination did the rest.
Roc: Feels like being caught between a Roc and a hard…
Left Woman1: Shut it Roc.
Left Woman2: First you are in between us…
Right Woman: Second, you are not hard…
R1:Roc, did you fart?
Roc: yup *with a dirty grin*
R2: yuck!
l: bloody brutor