Every man deserves a good wardrobe.
When I heard that a new, higher end clothing boutique was opening on the capsuleer only levels of every station galaxy wide, I was excited, though skeptical, about this ambitious undertaking from Noble Exchange (or was it Noble Appliances? I’ve never been good at names).
I have to admit, as I slowly walked through their store, it was definitely tailored to appeal to the higher end niche market of the capsuleer. As I began running my hands over the various clothing articles though, I didn’t really get a feel for a quality any different than what I was currently wearing, namely a Quafe TShirt and a pair of bargain pants.
I found a nice pair of commando slacks in my size, and immediately the salesperson asked me if I’d like to try them on, to preview the fashion experience that awaited me.
“Sure, why the hell not?” I replied. I could judge from the reaction on his face that profanity was beneath him.
I have to admit, the pants looked good, though they were a little snug on the boys. I called out from the change room, “Could you pass me a 48 large in that officer’s jacket please? I’d like to ‘preview’ it.”
“I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t allow our guests to try on that particular article.” was the reply.
“Seriously? How’s that?” I asked, admiring my ass in the commando pants.
“I’m sure you can appreciate the hygenic need, sir. We wouldn’t want just anyone perspiring in our garments that others may potentially purchase.” The skinny prick had a very smug voice.
“Really? Cause right now my balls are sweating up a storm in these pants I’ve got on.” I said, opening the door to speak face to face with the clerk as I blatantly adjusted myself, much to his horror and dismay.
“I dunno. They look alright.” I narrated to nobody in particular. I looked at the price tag. It had to be a misprint. There was no way anyone in their right mind would charge that for an entire closet full of clothes much less one pair of pants.
“Is this price accurate?” I asked incredulously.
“Yes sir.” the sales associate smiled with pride.
“And you realize I could buy five Sleipnir command ships for the price of these pants right? And I’m talking T2/faction fit here, not standard fit.”
His eyes glazed over, and I knew immediately that this company had no real understanding of its target demographic.
I took the pants off right then and there, grabbing my own pants from the nearby changing room. The salesperson was horrified to discover I wasn’t the type to wear underwear.
“Enjoy your store.” I said, walking out in a mild rage.
Forty five minutes later I left the lower level public promenade, two large shopping bags in hand. I had found a great deal on muscle tees, 5 for 0.01 ISK, and picked up three pairs of pants. At the prices I paid, they might as well have been free.
It’s not that I couldn’t afford Noble Exchange. It was more of a question of Why would I want to?
I don’t need any of that expensive clothing anyway, my butt looks good in *anything*.
You can find me in CQ 1138, Capsuleer level, Dal VI – Moon 1 – Republic Justice Department Tribunal station.
I look forward to helping you prove your butt theory.
Hell yeah, why would I pay 400 million isk for a pair of pants, which is made exactly the same way as the ones for 50 or even 75 isk apiece. (( it’s the same in real world mate, there are stores that contain clothing made from the same material and by the same people, but with a little tiny price tag saying it costs 5 times as much as it should, because this shop targets people who can afford them
You wont buy from this store, but there will be those who will. I would however lower the prices at least 4-5 times if I were CCP. I might consider buying a whole set of clothes for one PLEX, but not one pants or one jacket. Never.
BTW Quafe t-shirt rocks, don’t you think? ))
I guess we’re making the same point. I have no problem in real life dropping $80 for an Armani Exchange shirt simply because it says Armani on it. I wouldn’t be willing to pay the same cost as a Ferrari for an Armani Exchange shirt.
If 1 PLEX bought me a basic outfit, I’d do that. The current pricing, as indicated by just about everyone that’s stated an opinion thus far, is ridiculous.
And yes, the Quafe T-Shirt rocks. Of course, it did cost me a $3000 round trip to Iceland. Hmmm, maybe NEX prices aren’t that bad.
100% with ya on this one Roc!
Well done, Roc. Pointed and entertaining. 1
I’m surprised Roc doesn’t have his own clothing line anyway.
Roc has Rocwear, which is the current flickr image on the right of my actual site (doesn’t show in mobile).
Real life Roc is also working on a clothing line of fitness attire.
Fully agree. The stuff in there looks nice but is not worth the price, ESPECIALLY since it goes away if you get podded.
Arukemos, read the patch notes. They do not lose the items when podded.
Yeah, the clothing comes with a lifetime guarantee, even for immortals!
I bought 4 Plex, exchanged for Aurum, bought a monocle, equiped monocle and trolled official forums to see who i could stir up, then sold monocle for enough isk to buy 5 plex.
I Love Eve.