Today’s recipe comes to us indirectly from FullMetal Basilisk, an old corpmate and all around good guy.

While I’d like to take credit for the Brutor Energy Drink, I cannot. In fact, I’m not even going to post the recipe, as the original blog post is so damn funny I couldn’t possibly outdo it.

Brutor Energy Drink

JOE THE PEACOCK’S INSANE ENERGY DRINK EXPERIMENT

***note: I will be switching out Red Bull for Monster Energy drink, which has five times the caffeine of Red Bull when I try this. Rest assured, I will be trying this.