If you’re not scared of your workout, it’s not hard enough.

Ladies, if you get in an argument with a guy, and you have no chance of winning, start playing with your boobs. Trust me on this one.

Covering yourself up fully in clothing is called self-respect but wearing a bikini is called self-confidence. I don’t know where I’m going with this, but send me pictures of you in a bikini.

Education is important. Big biceps are importanter.

Every woman deserves a man who sees her crying and immediately asks “Whose ass are we kicking today, baby?”

Stop the glorification of busy.

The authorities never find it as funny as you do.

It’s not rude to say what everyone else is thinking.

Don’t be patronizing. That means talking down to people.

Want to inspire people. Want for someone to look at you and say “Because of you, I didn’t give up.”