[OOC]Fan Art

While my audience patiently waits for me to get back on track with my blog (and my daily views continue to plummet), I’ve decided to put out a call for fan art.

Sure, it’s vain (surprised?), but I figure it might be something different and fun for my readers to enjoy.

So, if you’ve got some artistic talent, and even if you don’t, please email me your submissions by clicking on my avatar picture in the right hand column. It can be hand drawn and scanned, 2D, 3D, 4D, whatever you wish! If it’s not completely offensive and inappropriate, I’ll post it.

Let’s start things off with this submission from Cussbeard entitled “Wanted”.

Ah, when I had hair

Ah, when I had hair

Celebrity Death Match #4 – The Other Side of the Story

In response to THIS POST

I remember this one interesting encounter, roughly around the time of my incarceration for self-confessed slaving (which is another story in and of itself), when I was challenged by a Civire, temporarily on leave from the Caldari State war machine to prepare for one of New Eden’s most publicized and famous tournaments.

I was sitting in Minmatar space, Vard system I believe, a single Warrior II drone orbiting my Vigil class frigate as my engineers continued their work repairing and securing one of our defensive complexes in the system. That is when the comm request came in. I had Aura quickly pull up all the relevant details about the sender… Caldari, Civire, ex-military, interesting.

I accepted the call.

Seemed this pilot had fashioned me into some type of “celebrity”, undoubtedly in part due to my continual exposure in the media, both good and bad, over the course of my career. And yet it somehow seemed more personal for him, this Nashh Kadavrs.

He wanted to duel me, for the glory of having beaten the infamous Colonel Roc Wieler in battle.

It crossed the line of flattery or fan appreciation. It left me feeling a little unsettled. And quite honestly, I had better things to do than to indulge the ego of some pilot fashioning himself to be the next big thing.

Then my own arrogance got the better of me, and I decided the most appropriate way to teach this pilot a lesson was in person.

He agreed to come to Dal, my home turf, and to duel in frigates, giving me a clear advantage.

Half an hour later, he warped to my location, and we locked on to each other.

I released the safeties on my triple 200mm AC IIs, but Aura quickly paused the action, warning me that doing this was an illegal act and would result in CONCORD responding.

I knew the rules of engagement. I knew this action shouldn’t have been illegal. Nashh, in his quick moving Kestrel, was already draining my shields, so clearly wasn’t worried about CONCORD interference.

I politely asked for a ceasefire while we figured this out, together. No point in senselessly losing our ships after it took so much effort to set this up.

Eventually, we agreed to go for it, and waited until we were both at 100%. Then it began. We circled each other like sharks, colliding to tear at each other with our sharp teeth repeatedly except… except I seemed to be firing blanks. Nothing was hitting his ship.

That wasn’t right. I mean, not out of ego, but quite simply it shouldn’t have been possible for this to have happened.

I watched as my shields, then armour, peeled away from my ship, and decided to dishonourably leave the field of battle. Clearly, something was wrong with my ship.

I docked up in Dal, ordered emergency repairs, using my rank as Colonel to be moved to first in the queue, and had them swap out my ammo for Republic Fleet EM.

I quickly commed Nashh, and told him of my predicament, forfeiting the match to him. He wasn’t content with a victory of that nature; he wanted to beat me while I was at my best. I could respect that, and made haste back to his location.

We engaged each other once again.

His shield drained slowly while mine drained at a much more rapid rate. Obvious shield tank on his end. We seemed to be doing about equal damage, and I was still impressed with how much damage output his Kestrel was delivering.

Then my armour began to shred. My armour repair systems quickly came online, negating the damage, and I overheated my weapons.

That is when the tide of battle turned in my favour.

Chunks of his armour flew in all directions, my webbifier preventing him from maintaining any type of transverse velocity. My armour held, and I pushed my weapons even harder, feeling them spit out hot death at an alarming rate.

Then there was the explosion. The fight was over. Victory was mine.

To his credit, Nashh wished me well, and thanked me for the experience, and feeling impressed by his honourable conduct, I welcomed him to a tie breaking match at some point of his choosing.

I offered to collect his wreck, returning his items to him, but he declined, “To the victor go the spoils.” or some such.

I docked up at a nearby station, then continued on with the other business of my day.

[OOC]War & Piracy – Group Blog #1

Well, today is a very interesting day. Today is my last day at work before I get married. Yup, you heard me, married.

On July 9th, I will be marrying a very wonderful, very beautiful, very supportive woman. We won’t be back until July 22nd. Yeah, I’ll miss all of you too.

In the meantime, while Roc rots in jail waiting for me to return, and in a complete exercise of vanity, and because I’ve noticed a few other blogs already tying into this latest storyline, I thought it would be fun to try to do a group thing…

The war between the Empires continues, the blood toll rising daily. Families torn asunder, friends now turned to enemies; such is the cost of peace and politics in New Eden.

Some events go unheralded; victories and defeats all in the name of duty and honour.

Economies collapse, piracy is on the rise. Is there an end in sight? Can there ever truly be peace?

Write a story from your character’s perspective about the recent events of the war, and how it affects you. Feel free to reference the media coverage of Roc Wieler, or the events that happened to Mynxee or poor Daul Halwick, or whatever else grabs your fancy. Work off of each other’s stories if you want, or just do your own thing.

Please add your link in the comments section of this post. I look forward to enjoying them all when I get back from my honeymoon.

Fly safe.

The Colonel and the Pirate Part 7

Roc Wieler stood before the Minmatar Republic Military Tribunal, awaiting the verdict of his highly publicized and controversial hearing.

His wrists and ankles were shackled; he was unshaven. He looked hardly the “hero” that millions had adored only weeks before. He stood in a grey prison uniform, head hung low, his eyes looking puffy and haggard. He looked to be a man beyond his years, aged and defeated by these trying events. His broad, muscular shoulders drooped forwards, his chest deflated. He was a man ready to accept whatever fate befell him.

Inside his mind, his thoughts continued to race, his heart weighing heavy upon him. He had been betrayed on several fronts, rejected by those he had put his trust in. Once again, the piercing lesson of humility in this harsh universe had taught him a terrible lesson: trust no one.

Shiaz Starr, Celebrity Defence Lawyer, stood by his side, nervous, slightly pale, a touch of sweat on his brow. His heart raced slightly; this was to have been his defining victory, his highest profile case that would earn him more than he had other dreamed. He was supposed to be famous, not infamous as the lawyer who defended the slave trader.

The prosecution team stood with confidence on the opposing side of the chamber, confident in the outcome. Justice would be served.

The three tribunal elders stood behind their elevated bench. The highest ranking of their number, seated in the center, spoke the words that would condemn Colonel Roc Wieler forever.

“Arguments and evidence have been notably presented by both prosection and defence.” the Elder started. “These have been burdensome days, and my esteemed colleagues and I have pondered diligently as to the ramifications of any verdict given.” He looked to his left and right, his colleagues reflecting the somberness he portrayed.

“Given the very nature of this hearing, beyond the charges of murder of a fellow officer of the Tribal Liberation Force, there has arisen an even greater issue which demands attention.” The Elder paused, drawing in a deep breath before continuing. “Today it has been placed into our hands to determine the very measure by which to hold our Capsuleers accountable. Our decision will affects thousands of our pod pilots, and will potentially serve as a precedent to the other empires of New Eden.”

The Elder let the grandeur of his words sink in. If too little was done, it could potentially elevate Capsuleers to even greater heights, instilling in them the freedom to break laws even more freely without fear of consequence or accountability. If the verdict was too harsh in the minds of pod pilots, it could incite rioting and rebellion beyond anything previously seen in the galaxy. How would one annihilate a navy of immortals?

“Fortunately,” The Elder spoke, “This decision has been taken from us.”

Starr and the prosecution team both began looking around, uttering in confusion under their breath. Colonel Roc Wieler never flinched, stoically accepting whatever fate would bring.

The Elder raised his hand, silencing the growing commotion. “New evidence has been provided and verified, from the office of the Sanmatar.”

All eyes were focused on the Elder, now hanging on his every word.

The Elder gestured to his right, a camera drone responding, displaying a video for all to see.

It was security footage of the prison cell occupied by the nefarious pirate Mynxee. This footage was thought to be non-existant, the cameras undergoing routine maitenance at the time of the incident.

It showed in graphic detail the events leading up to her escape. It was plain to all that she had acted alone. The drone continued after her escape, fast forwarding (according to the time index in the bottom right of the screen) forty three minutes after her egress.

Daul Halwick, bound and gagged, could be seen to begin convulsing, thrashing at his bonds, foam and vomit barely able to leak from his mouth due to the gag. His convulsions became wose, his eyes opening in panic. This continued for three minutes before finally he went limp.

Shortly thereafter two security personnel enter, rushing to his side, slicing his bonds with a knife, pulling the gag from his mouth. Vomit and blood covered the floor.

One of the guards checked for signs of life, shaking in his head in the negative to his partner.

The image flickers and is replaced with video footage of the private quarters of Colonel Roc Wieler. The small chrono in the bottom right of the screen proved without doubt that the Colonel had been in his quarters in Dal, several systems away from the scene of the crime, during the alleged time.

Daul Halwick had suffocated; his death without malicious intent.

It was clear Colonel Roc Wieler had no part in it. It was clear that Mynxee would be held responsible, though on lesser charges.

The drone powered down, and the Elder spoke.

“Colonel Roc Wieler, you are hereby cleared of the charge of murder in the second degree regarding Spear Lieutenant Daul Halwick.”

Shiaz Starr beamed, barely able to contain his sheer joy at the verdict.

The lead prosecutor objected strongly. “Your honours, these recordings haven’t been verified by prosecution, nor have we had the opportunity to present a counter argument to the evidence. In the fairness of justice I ask…”

“Overruled.” The Elder cut in. “And I would advise you to not test my patience, counsellor. Our ruling is final.”

Colonel Roc Wieler still hadn’t moved.

Starr leaned on the bigger man. “Don’t you get it? You’re free! We won!” he said in elation to the Colonel. Still, Roc Wieler didn’t respond, simply staring towards the floor.

“Your honours,” Starr began. “Thank you for your wise judgement. If we could please have my clients’ restraints removed then…”

“There is another matter to be addressed, counsellor.” The Elder interrupted. “Your services will no longer be required. You are dismissed.”

Shiaz Starr stood dumbfounded for a moment, then quickly gathered his things and quietly exited.

“Colonel Roc Wieler, you are hereby charged with the practice of slavery, against Republic Penal Code R2 Subsection 4. How do you plea?” The Elder’s voice echoed throughout the chamber.

Finally, the Colonel raised his eyes, full of remorse and regret, to meet the gaze of the Tribunal Elder. He didn’t speak, though his lower lip did quiver slightly.

“I’m waiting for your answer, Colonel.” The Elder said. “How do you plea?”

Roc Wieler took a deep breath before responding.

“Guilty.”