Fart when someone hugs you. It will make them feel strong.
Roc’s Rule #666
Always proofread before sending. If you’ve started with “Dear dumbasses”, you may need to take a breath and carefully re-evaluate your life choices.
Roc’s Rule #665
Don’t be so busy building a good life that you forget to live a good life.
Roc’s Rule #664
When I’m down and someone tells me to “suck it up”, I want to break both of their legs and tell them to “walk it off”.
Roc’s Rule #663
Always verify before congratulating pregnancy. She just may be fat.
Roc’s Rule #662
Fear is the cockblocker of dreams.
Roc’s Rule #661
The foolishness of the few is worth more than the wisdom of the masses.
Roc’s Rule #660
If he remembers your eye colour after the first date, you probably have small tits.
Roc’s Rule #659
Sometimes I feel like giving up, then I remember I have a lot of motherf*ckers to prove wrong.
Roc’s Rule #658
That’s a horrible idea. What time?
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