When I catch people staring at me, I assume they’re taking notes on how to be awesome.
I’m sorry
Apparently a few of you have been offended by some of my recent blunt posts. I suck at apologies, so unfuck you or whatever.
Roc’s Rule #675
It’s a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.
Roc’s Rule #674
Merry everything.
Roc’s Rule #673
Calm thy shit.
Roc’s Rule #672
You’re not a princess. Save yourself.
OOC: Being Superman
TWO YEARS AGO
Nephew: Marcus Uncle, are you really Superman?Me: I am, but you can’t tell anyone.
Nephew: Why?
Me: Because if anyone knows, it will put everyone I love in danger, including you, mom and dad.
Nephew: Ok. I can still wear my (Superman) shirt, right?
Me: Always. (smile)
Roc’s Rule #671
My bucket list? Beer and ice.
Roc’s Rule #670
How to treat others? There are no others.
Roc’s Rule #669
Impress a blind world.