My bucket list? Beer and ice.
How to treat others? There are no others.
Impress a blind world.
You look like I need a beer.
Fart when someone hugs you. It will make them feel strong.
Always proofread before sending. If you’ve started with “Dear dumbasses”, you may need to take a breath and carefully re-evaluate your life choices.
Don’t be so busy building a good life that you forget to live a good life.