Gay marriage is important to me. It’s right up there with gay parking and gay lunch.
Category Archives: Roc’s Rules
Roc’s Rule #336
Bullets make the baby.
Roc’s Rule #335
It’s not just that men are idiots; it’s that women are 100% certifiably crazy.
Roc’s Rule #334
Never take them home. Then they know where you live.
Roc’s Rule #333
Jealous implies you can’t have what you want.
Roc’s Rule #332
Brutor checklist: crack knuckles once; crack heads twice.
Roc’s Rule #331
Even heroes are human.
Roc’s Rule #330
It’s only the women not being objectified that complain about objectification.
Roc’s Rule #329
If you cannot censor yourself, then shut the hell up about others.
Roc’s Rule #328
Happiness is warm autocannons.
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