For all my anti-social behaviour, for all my sarcasm and disdain for humanity, I have an unwavering belief that there is good in all of us. For me, the problem with people as a whole is that selfishness is far easier, and often the instant gratification and path of least resistance; doing wrong requires nothing but laziness.
It’s only natural, after all; a river doesn’t flow uphill.
So before I get too preachy, let me reiterate; I’m all about community. I enjoy giving.
To that end, I’m going to try out a new hopeful contest series today called “Roc that Caption”. Nothing original or innovative in this at all, but I thought it could still be fun for us.
THE CONTEST:
Create a caption for the image below, posting your entry into the comments of this thread. A winner will be selected next Monday by me personally. Your caption may be funny, serious, mysterious, offensive, whatever you want it to be. There are no limitations to imagination after all. There is a limit of one entry per person however.
THE PRIZE:
The winner, selected by me, will be featured in their own story here on Roc’s Ramblings, written by me. I know, not much of a prize, but there are some that will hopefully appreciate it. I hope it doesn’t seem to be a prize of vanity, as it isn’t intended as such. I just always enjoy expanding my view of New Eden.
Also, one mystery faction frigate has been donated to this contest by @ievecoza on Twitter.
ROC'S RAMBLINGS 
Pull your finger?!?!?
“Drop the bunny, walk away, and I’ll let you live”
You’ve been naughty, go to my room!
Why, yes, I do like Salsa dancing.
Do you need some Republic Fleet EMP M ?
*Burp*
Your ransom is…. 5 ISK. Pay up or die. 5… 4… 3…
No… I do not like green eggs and ham.
I am smiling!
Can’t you tell?
Mynxee…
.tap…tap tap tap tap…..my foot gets tired with impatience…..how long does a bloke have to wait damn you …lol 🙂 I will write a caption once I get my prize dang it!
Scrunchie… MINE!
Dickgirl.
..I can work with that.
Oh shit, it’s a trap!
How about:
Don’t worry, kid.
If they want you, they’ll have to come through me.
I am Roc. I am here to help you.
(Kinda thinking about Cain from Kung Fu here…)
“come on kid, I know somebody who can take care of that ugly cut those damn mining-bots gave ya! won’t be the same as before but where you are going you wont be needing beauty no more!”
Dude….That fitting really sucks!
I thought my caption looked better in the picture itself, so here’s my entry:
http://antiquityinspace.blogspot.com/2010/06/roc-that-caption-1-nanite-paste.html
That milk tastes…… Goood
Show me proof! I know you’re a dude. ’cause no gurlz play EVE.
It’s amazing to see where one has come from, or where one can go, when you just take a look at an old holoreel. This picture was retrieved by Roc, of himself as a child. The only picture known to him, was the slave identity profile. It still haunts his dreams to see that innocent child’s face glare back with such distaste.
More of a commentary, but i like it 😉
343Guilty1
“Sorry, I’m not interested in dance lessons.”
Hello.
I’m here for the dance recital.
A hero?
No, I just know what matters more than myself.