Dear Roc,

We recently met in a station in Rens. You may not remember me, as you were busy chatting up the ladies, and I couldn’t help but wonder how you do it? I overheard some of the things you were saying, and I thought ‘I would get slapped in the face for saying that!‘ Seriously, what’s your secret?

Kilomyte

It’s surprising how often I get messages like this, which leads me to believe that perhaps I should share some simple facts about women with the rest of the male populace, as my countless successes with the fairer sex are obvious. Continue reading →