Ok, here’s the deal. You stop looking like that and I’ll stop laughing.

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your lady thinks so too.

Remember, with my rules only one opinion matters, and it isn’t yours.

Never kiss and tell. Unless you really hate the bitch.

Real pilots don’t need to boast about their kill/loss ratio.

It’s good to enjoy sex but only if you’re aware that it’s happening.

Complimenting a woman on the perkiness her new bra purchase brings, rarely goes over well. Unless you’re me.

Those I like, I treat with respect. The rest die to autocannons.

Being the good guy isn’t hard. It just takes effort.