Happy New Eden Ex Day. I’d wish you the best but you already had it.

Like many of us, I’ve faced hardship. This last year has presented me with some of the greater challenges of my life. Some I have failed to rise to the occasion. Others I have conquered. A few remained unresolved. Continue reading →

Him: We were at the food festival yesterday. My toddler son and I had to share an outhouse. We are both peeing when suddenly he moves back and freaks out because he’s missing the pee hole. I let go of my stream to help him and piss all over his pants and socks in the process which certainly didn’t help his freak out any. Continue reading →

Me: Well, what’s it about?

Him: She’s a super-hot, South American, flying snake-demon-goddess-vampire-stripper

Me: …

Me: Alright. I’m in.

At least I was honest about it. “I’m going to kill him, you know.”I said. “Please not tonight.” she replied.

Are you in average health? Are you able to a few push-ups but not really living up to your potential? Do you work from home? Maybe unemployed? Or have a really cool workplace that will grant you flexibility to do what I’m about to offer? If so, read on. Continue reading →