If you take yourself seriously, nobody else will.
Category Archives: Roc’s Rules
Roc’s Rule #271
A concave ass shouldn’t even be possible.
Roc’s Rule #270
No matter what you may think, glitter pants on a man are never stylin’
Roc’s Rule #269
There’s no sense talking to the horse’s ass when you can talk to the head.
Roc’s Rule #268
No matter the name, a sucker punch works.
Roc’s Rule #267
It’s difficult to be intimidated by a man with groomed eyebrows.
Roc’s Rule #266
Breasts are breasts.
Roc’s Rule #265
Push it til you puke
Roc’s Rule #264
When someone says to you, “Got a sec?” simply smile and reply, “I got all the secs you need.”
Roc’s Rule #263
Hot girl wiggle with fat girl ass just ain’t right.
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