Today’s recipe comes to us indirectly from FullMetal Basilisk, an old corpmate and all around good guy.
While I’d like to take credit for the Brutor Energy Drink, I cannot. In fact, I’m not even going to post the recipe, as the original blog post is so damn funny I couldn’t possibly outdo it.
Brutor Energy Drink
JOE THE PEACOCK’S INSANE ENERGY DRINK EXPERIMENT
***note: I will be switching out Red Bull for Monster Energy drink, which has five times the caffeine of Red Bull when I try this. Rest assured, I will be trying this.
ROC'S RAMBLINGS 
LMAO. That sounds like some powerful stuff. I’ll stick to coffee.
Normal coffee is for the Amarr……you want to be associated with those clowns?
You need the brutor energy drinkTM!!
I add this to my coffee. Aura now states that I have some blood in my caffeine levels.
What you do not realise, is that the majority of synth boosters on the market are actually by-products of the Brutor energy drinkTM. Just look at the description of each of the boosters and you will know this to be true:
X-Tinct: The booster’s only major drawback is the crazed notion that the pilot’s inventory would be look so much better if merely rearranged ONE MORE TIME.
Sooth Sayer: although he has to be careful not to start dreaming awake.
Drop: though it may take a while before he stops wanting to kill everything in sight.
Crash: though it may take a while before he stops wanting to kill everything in sight.
I’ve proven my point.