The enemy diversion you’re ignoring is their main attack.

If your attack is going really well, it’s an ambush.

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid.

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

Sex has no calories.

It’s always better to be a smartass than a dumbass.

Truth cannot be subjective by definition.

In real life, they aren’t polite enough to fight one at a time.