There’s no sense talking to the horse’s ass when you can talk to the head.

No matter the name, a sucker punch works.

It’s difficult to be intimidated by a man with groomed eyebrows.

Breasts are breasts.

When someone says to you, “Got a sec?” simply smile and reply, “I got all the secs you need.”

Hot girl wiggle with fat girl ass just ain’t right.

Life is much easier when you just stop caring.

It’s easy to spot a new husband. He still believes he can “win” a fight somehow.

If it was easy, I wouldn’t be here.