Best phrase ever muttered by man was on how to give God a swift kick in the nuts.

When I can consistently leave at 5 PM, I’ll consistently be here for 8 AM.

Every ship is good until it meets a better fit ship.

Do or do not … if a little green puppet with a hand up his ass gets it …

A real friend never lets you do anything stupid … alone.

Life is like a box of chocolates; everything’s good until you end up with a mouthful of nuts.

How hard you hit isn’t as important as how hard you can be hit.

Veldspar is good; Omber is better.

Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

Do what you say, with a vengeance.