Self-importance is the root cause of all conflict.

Society favours the stupid.

Passion can be more compelling than facts.

Obesity doesn’t run in your family. Nobody runs in your family.

Lifting weights makes women huge? Try again … chocolate cake makes women huge.

It’s not how crazy you are, but how much you enjoy it that makes you dangerous.

Unless you tripped and smacked your face on the treadmill, nobody wants to hear about your workout.

Real men don’t wear pink. They eat it.

It’s not about how bad you want it, it’s about how hard you’re willing to work for it.

When you are dead, you don’t know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are stupid.