To a man, sex is romantic.

Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Not everything you do will result in victory. That shouldn’t deter you from doing.

Status Update: At the gym and don’t have time for your shit

How to win her love: talk sweet, don’t lie, hold doors, make her laugh, pull her hair and smack her ass.

Some day is not actually a day.

You can’t call it a rest day if you didn’t earn it the rest of the week.

We all need to be more like Roc.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Control the body and you control the mind. Control the tongue and you control everything.