Be proud, but never satisfied.
Roc’s Rule #621
When life shuts a door, open it again. That’s how doors work.
One More Night of Roc – The Album
A while back, this happened. Through best intentions and poor communications on my end, I was unable to meet at the proposed time (stupid timezones). I felt horrible. I still feel horrible.
This makes me feel a little less horrible. Hopefully now all is forgiven.
- 11 brand new tracks
- special guest vocalists
- special pre-order track available for immediate download
- autographed body parts available upon request*
- BUY NOW from Amazon or your other favourite online music distributor
*please note you will be responsible to cover all travel, accommodation, food, gym and shopping expenses
Roc’s Rule #620
More than anything else, your job is to keep her happy.
Roc’s Rule #619
Senior citizen discounts should just round dollar amounts down so we don’t have to wait in line behind them while they dig for change.
Roc’s Rule #618
When someone is bitching and moaning about all the reasons an idea can’t work – ask them for three reasons why it can.
Roc’s Rule #617
Winning the girl isn’t enough. Winning her every day of your life is what matters.
Roc’s Rule #616
Monsters are real. They look like people.
Roc’s Rule #615
Remember, almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.
Roc’s Rule #614
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
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