It’s always better to be a smartass than a dumbass.
Category Archives: Roc’s Rules
Roc’s Rule #241
Truth cannot be subjective by definition.
Roc’s Rule #240
In real life, they aren’t polite enough to fight one at a time.
Roc’s Rule #239
There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
Roc’s Rule #238
It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
Roc’s Rule #237
Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
Roc’s Rule #236
Blind girls never see you coming.
Roc’s Rule #235
Yes, actually, I will sign your boob.
Roc’s Rule #234
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Roc’s Rule #233
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.