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Category Archives: Roc’s Rules
Roc’s Rule #291
Always finish what you sta
Roc’s Rule #290
Best phrase ever muttered by man was on how to give God a swift kick in the nuts.
Roc’s Rule #289
When I can consistently leave at 5 PM, I’ll consistently be here for 8 AM.
Roc’s Rule #288
Every ship is good until it meets a better fit ship.
Roc’s Rule #287
Do or do not … if a little green puppet with a hand up his ass gets it …
Roc’s Rule #286
A real friend never lets you do anything stupid … alone.
Roc’s Rule #285
Life is like a box of chocolates; everything’s good until you end up with a mouthful of nuts.
Roc’s Rule #284
How hard you hit isn’t as important as how hard you can be hit.
Roc’s Rule #283
Veldspar is good; Omber is better.
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