No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere, is tired of her shit.

Harness the passion.

Be less vague, more generic.

The nice thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression.

Salad isn’t food; it’s what food eats.

Loving someone doesn’t mean you have to like them.

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

Real men run 10k before breakfast. Changing diapers also counts.

Less than two at the same time and you’ll barely work up a sweat.