If it didn’t work once, it won’t work twice.
Category Archives: Roc’s Rules
Roc’s Rule #313
Pain is only temporary.
Roc’s Rule #312
Head down is safe. Head up is glory or death. It doesn’t work any other way.
Roc’s Rule #311
Never fake it.
Roc’s Rule #310
It’s not really super salad. What they’re actually asking is if you want salad or soup.
Roc’s Rule #309
You can’t go to jail for being awesome.
Roc’s Rule #308
QA is overrated.
Roc’s Rule #307
If you ain’t the lead dog, the view’s the same.
Roc’s Rule #305
I’m only terrible at flirting if it doesn’t go any further.
Roc’s Rule # 304
They never sacrifice the sluts.