Don’t break anyone’s heart; they only have one. Break their bones. They have over 200 of them.
Category Archives: Roc’s Rules
Roc’s Rule #346
Without beer it’s just two dudes sitting awkwardly in a bar.
Roc’s Rule #345
Stop. Think. Speak.
Roc’s Rule #344
Get over yourself.
Roc’s Rule #343
If you didn’t see it with your own eyes, or didn’t hear it with your own ears, don’t invent it with your own mouth.
Roc’s Rule #342
Flabby elbows are never sexy. Ever.
Roc’s Rule #341
When you run out of patience, make sure you haven’t … know what? Screw it.
Roc’s Rule #340
Only play fair when you’re the one making the rules.
Roc’s Rule #339
Enjoy (M)onday and (T)uesday. After that it’s always WTF until the weekend.
Roc’s Rule #338
No matter how tough you think you are, yanking a nostril hair out unsuccessfully still brings a tear to the eye.
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