I love the sound of a woman’s laughter, just not when I’m naked.
Category Archives: Roc’s Rules
Roc’s Rule #356
Never leave a thank you note after sex.
Roc’s Rule #355
When asked if you believe in reincarnation, simply reply “Not this life.”
Roc’s Rule #354
People say I’m outspoken but I have yet to meet someone who talks more than I do.
Roc’s Rule #353
Real men pod tank.
Roc’s Rule #352
Most pilots overcompensate. I fly frigates.
Roc’s Rule #351
There is no fear, only victory.
There is no death, only rebirth.
We are respected, revered, immortal.
We are capsuleers.
Roc’s Rule #350
Sweat is fat crying.
Roc’s Rule #349
Regardless of all our technological advances, the greatest invention in all of human history is still the bra.
Roc’s Rule #348
If there is a God, and a devil, I thank them for their tag team gift; redheads.