Dear FC,

Never tell me the plan of attack until after we’ve already warped to the enemy fleet. The challenge of survival is refreshing.

The only way to know if a particular model is any good is to take her for a test drive.

Note to self: people don’t like being told “Enjoy!” when heading into the washroom.

Money beats skill.

Applaud for others as you would for yourself.

You have no choice but to believe in free will.

o7 is the universal greeting used between military pilots. It is also the universal symbol for a male being serviced.

You’re worth it, you beautiful snowflake.

Feed a fever. Starve a cold. Drown a problem.