Status Update: At the gym and don’t have time for your shit

How to win her love: talk sweet, don’t lie, hold doors, make her laugh, pull her hair and smack her ass.

Some day is not actually a day.

You can’t call it a rest day if you didn’t earn it the rest of the week.

We all need to be more like Roc.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Control the body and you control the mind. Control the tongue and you control everything.

The only way I’ll take sweet’n’low is from a midget hooker.

The high price paid for freedom must never be taken for granted.

When they say something’s gotta give, they mean you.