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Category Archives: Roc’s Rules
Roc’s Rule #499
Never miss a good chance to shut the hell up.
Roc’s Rule #498
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Roc’s Rule #497
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
Roc’s Rule #494
I am who I am. Your approval isn’t needed, no matter how much you think it is.
Roc’s Rule #493
You’re only as cool as the people you hang out with, and I’m awesome. You’re welcome.
Roc’s Rule #492
I think that stupid people were put here to test my anger management skills.
Roc’s Rule #491
Never underestimate the difference one Brutor can make.
Roc’s Rule #490
Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it.
Roc’s Rule #489
Tell your enemies they’re hunting the most dangerous thing they’ve ever encountered and then make them believe it.