You’re somebody’s reason to masturbate.

Never miss a good chance to shut the hell up.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

I am who I am. Your approval isn’t needed, no matter how much you think it is.

You’re only as cool as the people you hang out with, and I’m awesome. You’re welcome.

I think that stupid people were put here to test my anger management skills.

Never underestimate the difference one Brutor can make.

Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it.

Tell your enemies they’re hunting the most dangerous thing they’ve ever encountered and then make them believe it.