The best revenge is just moving on and getting over it. Don’t give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer. That, and auto-cannons to the face.
Category Archives: Roc’s Rules
Roc’s Rule #549
Self-importance is the root cause of all conflict.
Roc’s Rule #548
Society favours the stupid.
Roc’s Rule #547
Passion can be more compelling than facts.
Roc’s Rule #546
Squats are bad for your knees? False. Being fat is bad for your knees.
Roc’s Rule #545
Obesity doesn’t run in your family. Nobody runs in your family.
Roc’s Rule #544
Lifting weights makes women huge? Try again … chocolate cake makes women huge.
Roc’s Rule #543
It’s not how crazy you are, but how much you enjoy it that makes you dangerous.
Roc’s Rule #542
Unless you tripped and smacked your face on the treadmill, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
Roc’s Rule #541
Real men don’t wear pink. They eat it.