So I took off her shirt. Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” I took off her skirt. “Take off my shoes.” I took off her shoes. “Now take off my bra and panties.” and so I took them off.

Then she looked at me and said, “I don’t want to catch you wearing my things ever again.”

Roc: “Trick or bear?”

Neighbour: “Bear?”

Roc: “HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR!”

[distant roar and sounds of clanking chains]