Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you’re too pretty for prison, and just smile at that dumb ass and walk away.
Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you’re too pretty for prison, and just smile at that dumb ass and walk away.
ROC'S RAMBLINGS 
Yesterday, I had some douchebag in a car stop, get out of his car, come over to me and threaten to kick in my teeth. All of this because he felt I was slowing him down while I was cycling on the road, and he thought I spit on his car after he yelled out his window to me. This advice would have come in handy. I did just start laughing at him though, and asked him to step away from me.
I would’ve paid to see that, some angry dude all up in your grill, and you calmly laughing, while on a bike, and saying “Step away.”
Would make a good tale.