The 5 minute challenge

I received this letter in response to a comment made HERE that basically stated I could show several five minute workouts that would crush us all.

Dear Roc,

Been lurking in your blog for a while now, but felt compelled to speak up when you mentioned 5 minute workouts. I spend 3 hours ever single day in the gym, so know you’re talking crap. Nobody can get a good workout in 5 minutes.

Proof or STFU,

Knuckle Dragging Moron

Let me start my reply by saying that unless you are a professional bodybuilder, there is absolutely no reason whatsoever why anyone should spend more than 45 minutes doing a weight workout. If you want to do cardio for 6 hours, that’s a different story, I’m strictly talking muscle training here.

Muscle building burn can occur in less than one minute when done correctly, so I will most definitely put up or shut up.

Here is a quick sample of a five minute workout I challenge anyone to do:

No rest between each exercise. That’s five minutes of exercise that is working your cardio, chest, shoulders, back, arms, legs and abs.

Here’s another sample, same rules:

Tired yet? Try doing 3 – 4 rounds of this with only 1 minute rest between sets!

I hope by now you’re understanding the concept. Proper form, repetition, abuse that muscle group until it no longer functions. If you’re performing these exercises correctly, you will notice significant improvements in yourself within 7 days. Seriously.

And if you want to make it harder, try to do more repetitions within each minute, or add heavier weights to the routine.

It’s astounding the abuse the human body can recover from. Don’t be afraid to push your limits!

Three things before I go. The first is my favourite five minute routine:

  • 1 minute 12 mph treadmill sprint on a 20 degree incline
  • 1 minute 7 mph treadmill jog on a 12 degree incline
  • 1 minute 12 mph treadmill sprint on a 20 degree incline
  • 1 minute 7 mph treadmill jog on a 12 degree incline
  • 1 minute 12 mph treadmill sprint on a 20 degree incline

If that doesn’t make you feel like puking as you fall over collapsing then you’re a better man than me.

Secondly, please remember to consult your physician before engaging in any type of physical exercise, especially some of the strenuous exercises I reference in my blog. I am merely making recommendations that have worked for me and cannot be held liable for any personal injury you may sustain by reading this.

And lastly, thanks to Zuzana from www.bodyrock.tv for being so damn hot.

4 responses to “The 5 minute challenge

  1. Hey Roc – love your blog and art (and Capsuleer!). Keep up the good work. Been reading about this as a way to vary my training – thought it would fit right in here – Tabata training (discovered by Dr. Izumi Tabata and a team of researchers from the National Institute of Fitness and Sports in Tokyo). It’s normally only 4 mins long although of course people make variations. As you say, it depends what you want to achieve – but it’s a 5 mins (or under) workout all the same! It hurts though…it reaaaaaly hurts! Enjoy!

  2. Damn, those workouts look brutal!

    Just to clarify, are the workouts designed to be done every day? If not then how many times a week would you recommend?

    • Depends on your goal.

      For serious fat loss try this type of exercise 5x per week for 30 days.

      For regular cardio/muscle development I recommend twice weekly.

  3. Im not gona i dislike your blog because you are alway putting up these recipes and story crap w/e not hear to talk about that i train very regulary 4-5 times a week usually 1hr and half with weights and then 30 mins of straight cardo on the treadmell not very good spelling w/e but i agree with above statement even doing 5 mins a day can help you gain and that above work out 1min burpes and 1 min pushups would give almost anyone a workout if you did it perfect form and as hard as you can for those 1min intervals so just gona say to the knuckle dragging moron to stfu

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