Overheard from Capsuleer comm chatter across the universe:
Gallente Prayer
Our Drones, whom art in thy bay, hammerhead be thy name.
Thy pew pew to come, podding will be done, in 0.0 as it is in Groothese.
Give us this day our daily gank
And forgive us our smack, as we forgive those who smack against us.
And lead us not into Jita, but deliver us Tech II bpo’s
For Eve is thy kingdom, thy powergrid and thy CPU are key. for ever and ever. PEW PEW
Caldari Prayer
Our missles, whom art in launchers, hallowed be thy payload.
Thy warhead come, our enemies be done
In low sec as it is in Empire.
Give us this day our daily gank
And forgive us our WCS’s, but we won’t forgive those that use them against us.
And lead us not into bubbles, but deliver us from scramblers
For thine is the thermal, the explosive, the kinetic and the EM
Amen
Amarr Prayer
Hail Tachyon, Beam Laser, our Frequency Crystal with thee.
Blessed are thou amongst weapons, and blessed is the bounty of thy labour, gankage.
Holy Tachyon, Tech One or Two, pray for our killmails, now, and at the hour of the Blob.
Amen
Minmatar Prayer
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE make this piece of shit engine work!
ROC'S RAMBLINGS 
Not so sure on the Minmatar one. If you had a Sebiestor build the thing, it’ll be fine. Don’t touch anything and don’t ask HOW it works, just accept that it does.
My engines work just fine thank you very much! I think that prayer needs a bit of revision.
Oh Projectiles, hear my plea!
Fly true to the heart of my enemy.
Do not this bucket of bolts shake free…
Lest my pod be left floating among the debris.
The Amarr pray for enlightenment.
The Gallente pray for peace.
The Caldari pray for profit.
The Minmatar pray their ships hold together.
I’m still crying with laughter! Thanks Roc! 🙂
“That last salvo just blew off our top wingy bit… again!”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Look, the engine is essentially just fine. You just need to know where to kick it.
Minmatar FTW.