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Category Archives: Roc’s Rules
Roc’s Rule #210
Never gets old watching another man take it to the nutsack.
Roc’s Rule #209
If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Roc’s Rule #208
Eat one live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Roc’s Rule #207
Never argue with an idiot. Or Sard Caid.
Roc’s Rule #206
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
Roc’s Rule #205
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling?
Roc’s Rule #204
Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.
Roc’s Rule #203
If you must take me with you to Victoria’s Secret, never leave me alone. All the old fat ladies make mean faces at me and only add to my discomfort.
Roc’s Rule #202
Sex on a weeknight is generally welcome. Three hours of post-coital conversation is not.
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