My bucket list? Beer and ice.

How to treat others? There are no others.

Impress a blind world.

You look like I need a beer.

Fart when someone hugs you. It will make them feel strong.

Don’t be so busy building a good life that you forget to live a good life.

When I’m down and someone tells me to “suck it up”, I want to break both of their legs and tell them to “walk it off”.