The end

Amamake was alight with destruction once more. Amarr and Minmatar destroyed each other by the thousands with no end in sight.

That was the intel report coming in from Mutnin, a TLF scout I had retasked to my purposes.

I sat docked in Rens, my Sleipnir class Command ship, the Onslaught, vulnerable and overpriced. This was my second Sleipnir; the first not surviving the maiden voyage home, due to my own ignorant negligence.

I had learned from  my mistakes I hoped. This time I had 5 warpcore stabilizers strapped onto the ship, as well as a Pith X-Large Shield Booster and a Field Extender II rig. That gave the ship an incredibly hard shell, hopefully enough to make it back to Dal unscathed.

“You’re gonna have to go around, Colonel.” Mutnin reported. I calculated the route to enter Dal via Vard; 13 jumps. I was only 4 jumps away from Dal here in Rens. It was ridiculous to me, and there were several lowsec systems even on the alternate route.

I sighed in resignation.

“What time is your rotation finished, pilot?” I asked.

“19:00 hours, Colonel.” Mutnin replied promptly.

“Very well, standby.”

I exited the ship in Rens, and spent the next hour at a local pub. I figured if I wasn’t going anywhere for the moment, I might as well enjoy myself.

My Neocom buzzed. I had a new corporate mail.

It is with great sorrow that I write this communique, but I find myself no longer able to shoulder the burden of leadership alone. Unless by some miracle, Freeform Industries will permanently close its doors two weeks from today.

All assets will be sealed indefinitely, should the opportunity ever arise that we find ourselves a corporation once more, but for now we each will need to find a new place to call home.

I have enjoyed flying with each and every one of you, and wish you only the very best. Fly safe.

Cytral

Seemed even the eternal optimist had limits. I hoped the conversation we had a few days prior hadn’t been a negative influence. Cy had asked me my honest evaluation, and I told him, the corp was dead. I hadn’t moved on, giving Cy my word that I would wait to see what he could do to resurrect FFID. I felt stangely guilty that I hadn’t done more to help.

I returned to the Onslaught, and commed Mutnin for a sitrep.

“There’s a single TIC on the Amamake side of the gate; could be a trap, but this looks as good as it’s going to get, Colonel.” Mutnin said.

Did I risk it? Even in this partial “travel” fitting, there was over 2 billion isk invested. I really had learned not to invest in expensive ships, preferring Rifters and my shiny Firetails, which, to me, were something I could afford to lose. Losing this ship would hurt me financially, in a big way.

At the same time, it was useless just sitting here in hiding. I had big plans for this ship, profitable plans.

“Alright Mutnin, I’m coming through.” I said as I undocked and entered warp.

Two jumps later, I was adjacent to Amamake. I took a deep breath and entered warp for the last leg of this voyage.

As I exited warp, there were no surprises waiting for me. I jumped into Amamake without incident.

Quickly making my way towards the Dal gate, I grew alarmed by the sudden spike in local. Things just got busy again.

The stars reverted to normal around me as I slowed at Dal gate. Over a dozen wartargets were sitting at the gate, whether having just entered Amamake, or been camping there the entire time I did not know, nor did it matter.

I jumped. There would be no repeat of my last death. There would be no technology glitches to cost me another clone.

Upon entering Dal, I immediately docked up at my base of operations, and set my teams to optimizing the best possible fit for this ship.

A few hours later, we had calculated a way to fit 7 720mm artillery cannons on it without overloading the capacitor, as well as keeping the Pith booster.

She was a magnificent ship. I couldn’t wait to take her out now that she was fully fitted.

Back to Basics

“Morning, General. What system you in?” I said to Sasawong as I undocked from the Republic Fleet station in Dal. 

“Amamake.” he responded, the single word spat like a profanity from his lips.

I urged the Ripsack, my Rifter class frigate towards the Amamake jumpgate. I still had over a billion isk worth of implants in my head foolishly, knowing eventually my luck would run out and I would get podded. I kept meaning to create a jump clone nearby for my little adventures, but always rationalized and justified the skill training time bonuses to myself. I could save seven days of my life in training time with these implants in; that made it worth my while. 

I urged the frigate forward once aligned, and sped towards the jumpgate to Amamake.

“Want some company?” I asked, knowing full well Sasawong would enjoy me as his wingmate. We hadn’t flown together in a long while, but he was one of the most efficient and enjoyable pilots I had ever flown with. 

“Negative. Gate to Amamake heavily camped.” he replied, and my heart sank. I was already enroute, warping to a zero distance from the gate; if I was lucky, I might be able to slip through.

I exited warp ready and able, thanks to the intel from the General. Immediately my overview identified and sorted the two dozen hostiles in front of me. I overheated my afterburner, and sped for the gate, thankful for the speed the frigate boasted.

I hadn’t been targetted; maybe I would get lucky. No sooner had the thought entered my head than Aura started blaring warnings of target lock; too many to count; far too many to deal with on my own in a frigate.

I activated my damage control systems, hoping the extra percentage boosts to my resists would be enough to cover the 800 meters to jump range.

I was quickly triple webbed, slowing me greatly, making that 800 meters seem light years away. My shields quickly fell, the 400mm rolled tungsten armour plates my last defence.

I targetted the nearest enemy but didn’t fire, knowing to do so would flag me as a hostile to the jump gate, insuring my demise.

As I watched the armour plates buckle and strain, finally falling apart at the seams, I realized I was doomed either way, and prepared to warp away in my pod. 

The Ripsack exploded, and I urged the pod forward into warp, except I never made it. Their pilots were performing admirably well, and they had a webber on standby whom quickly snagged my pod.

Seconds later I awoke in my clone vat.

I had nobody to blame but myself, as was usual. It was reckless and foolish to not scan in the direction I was flying, knowing what a cesspool Amamake typically was. It was foolish of me to fly at all with implants in my head when I was a war target to the Amarr.

The only thing I was thankful for was that I hadn’t taken my 120 million isk fit Firetail class faction frigate as I had originally been considering.

I pulled on a pair of pants from a nearby clothing closet I kept in the clone chamber, and wore a form fitting cut-off tee that bore the slogan “Made from 100% recycled awesome.” It seemed apropro to me when I purchased the shirt.

I checked my accounts, realizing with further self-loathing that I couldn’t even cover the cost of the lost implants currently. My expenditures had far exceeded my earnings of late. 

I contacted my hangar bay, and had them prep another one of my Rifters. 

As I headed towards my ship, I felt relieved in a perverse sort of way. There was an inherent freedom in being without implants; you had less to lose, and therefore risked more. And sometimes, the bigger the risk, the bigger the reward, providing that risk wasn’t completely without thought of course.

As I inserted myself into my new pod aboard the Rifter and undocked, I was actually somewhat giddy, having not been this excited by the hunt in months. 

Today was going to be a fun day. Payback is always a bitch.

[OOC] One Night of Roc

Out of Character again today. Man, those guys at Capsuleer are gonna drop my blog soon; I  know they’re very strict about only carrying consistently EVE related blogs (yes, that’s a subtle warning to some EVE Blog Pack members, you know who you are).

But here we are, so might as well push forward.

For those of you who are relatively new to my blog, (and judging by the increased number of views over the last couple of months I am going to assume that’s many), I dabble in music.

My first CD, BIO, is a movie soundtrack style composition chronicling the story of Roc Wieler from his humble slave beginnings to his meteoric rise to the rank of Matar Colonel. It’s been called evocative, mesmerizing, of epic professional quality, and more, and is still available by clicking HERE. Please ignore the fact that Cafepress says there are samples, but they don’t play; it’s their fault, not mine. I am sure if you search around a little, you will find good things said about the BIO CD.

While you’re at my store, make sure to check out my other offerings in the way of clothing (nothing says I love you like a set of Roc Wieler thong panties).

But enough about where I was; today’s post is about where I am, and where I am going.

ONE NIGHT OF ROC

Announcing the upcoming One Night of Roc, my foray into the realm of rock music (available August 2009). It’s a compilation of original songs performed LIVE by myself and the TLF Marching Band at The Otro Gariushi Stadium, located at Jita IV – Moon, Caldari Business Tribunal Information Center before a capacity crowd of over 13,000 (see what I did there?).

With over an hour of music, it’s sure to entertain.

THE GOOD NEWS

But wait there’s more!

With the success of the Bio CD (thank you to everyone that purchased it), I’ve entered into a label agreement for my next CD, and it will be available in both hardcopy and via digital download on iTunes and Amazon.com!

For me, that’s very exciting stuff, and I hope you find it the same. And if the digital downloads reach a good number, then Bio will be made available digitally as well.

But I’m not done yet!

As a special treat to both my blog readers AND to the wonderfully supportive users of Capsuleer, I offer both a special promotional “One Night of Roc” desktop wallpaper AND a sample track from the CD, available HERE (special thanks to Mynxee for hosting this for me).

*** Capsuleer users will be seeing a very special advertisement with the sample included shortly. ***

The promotional wallpaper can be downloaded in full 1920×1200 goodness via EVE Files by clicking HERE.

So once again, a heartfelt thanks to all my fans, and those that have offered me nothing but support and encouragement on this journey. Sincerely, you all make this EVE community what it is.

UPDATE:

One Night of Roc is now on iTunes. See THIS THREAD for details.

[OOC] Capsuleer

It occured to me earlier today that not all of my regular blog readers may have had the opportunity to hear about Capsuleer, the definitive iPhone application for EVE Online. 

This app has been a labour of love to the community by PyjamaSam and I, and we are honestly quite happy with its reception.

So today, please humour me, as I blatantly promote this awesome application.

FUN FACT # 1

Capsuleer currently has over 13,000 regular users (and growing by a few hundred each day). Not only is that confirmed installs from Apple, but thanks to our server logs for the Headlines section of the Capsuleer application (an RSS aggregator for CCP RSS and the EVE Blog Pack), we can track daily usage for serving up this content. Our users are very active. We also see regular activity on our CAPSULEER FORUMS, where we strive to improve our application based on our own ideas combined with ideas of our userbase.

FUN FACT #2

Capsuleer has a tremendously successful advertising model. Just like ingame, Capsuleer features the ability to serve a one-time only advertisement within the application. Thus far, we have a standing partnership with EON Magazine, and have served several ads from our users. The lowest click through rate we’ve recorded is 30%, averaging 40% click through across all our ads thus far.

What does that mean for you? It means that with 13,000+ regular users and a 40% click through rate, that over 6,000 people will see your ad; not a bad return at all from any business standpoint.

Want to find out more about advertising with Capsuleer? Check out THIS THREAD.

FUN FACT #3

Capsuleer has received over 150 five star ratings worldwide. Here’s just a few things our users say about the application:

“The most awesome app ever created for the iPhone to date. Very user friendly and fantastic art, love it. A must have for all EVE addicts like myself, and now with the update it is literally mind blowing, you guys rock!! Keep up the great work /”

– Voodoo Mistross, Australia

“Fully secure and very convenient way of adding characters’ API information is what sold this app to me. The interface is sleek, the app itself works smoothly. Me likes.”

– Shinobi Boa, Poland

“Everything you could ever need from an EVE app, and still room for expansion if necessary. ”

– Aleksander Storm, United States

“While not (yet) as robust as some other apps for eve, this one is by far the best structured and legible. At first I thought it was highly limited until I started using it. I realized it does what I use and need 90% of the time and doesn’t always need an Internet connection to count down a skill in training.  This is great since I use a touch not an iPhone. When the next version comes out I expect to use it while I am actively missioning in eve as a resource. The secure method of entering the Api key is a plus. Highly recommended.”

– Nuramori, United States

“Eve tracker was dumped minutes after recieving the latest update.. Well done.. My only question is.. Where’s the customizable 3d / 2d map.. That would fit perfectly…”

– Jackal 911, Canada

I could go on and on, but you get the point.

FUN FACT #4

The geeky details. 

What does Capsuleer actually do for you?

  • Well, it uses a propietary Import Control System to securely and easily import your pilot(s) API data into the application directly from your email, your contact list, or a shortURL. 
  • Allows you to import multiple accounts easily. We had over 27 pilots listed in Capsuleer during testing with no problems.
  • Allows you to quickly and easily view all relevant information pertaining to your pilot: Skill points, ISK, current clone grade and whether it needs upgrading, currently training skill, character background, skill queues, attributes and implants.
  • That’s right, I said skill queues! Capsuleer features a full Skill Queue viewer to give you even more details regarding your pilot’s progress. Additionally, each individual skill can show the full description, requirements, and time it would take to train to each level on your currently selected pilot.
  • Skill Library. Capsuleer features a complete skill library for you to research your next step in training.
  • Headlines. Want to keep up to date with CCP’s RSS feeds? Find the EVE Blog Pack interesting and wish you could take it on the go? Now you can, with Capsuleer. Featuring a lightning fast, aggregated solution to your reading on the go needs, Capsuleer takes under 20 seconds to download over 50 blogs on 3G; even faster on WiFi!
  • Server Status. Pretty self explanatory, includes Tranquility and Singularity, with message of the day.

What’s planned for future releases? Well, sufficient to say, we’re going to eventually get the full API into Capsuleer at some point, working on the major features our users request the most! Corporation Management, POS Management, Agent Finders, Maps, Ship Fittings, 3D models, Capsuleer community games, Asset Management, Market Orders, Faction Warfare, etc, etc…

We aim to keep Capsuleer as your only choice for EVE related iPhone apps.

FUN FACT #5

Capsuleer is a perfect design hybrid of iPhone and EVE Online style. We aim to make the app as intuitive as possible for EVE Online players. If you’ve used your iTouch/iPhone before, and played EVE Online, then Capsuleer should be no problem at all to figure out.

FUN FACT #6

Did I mention Mynxee is the voice of Aura in the Capsuleer application? Surely you don’t need more reason than that to buy an iPhone/iTouch and install now!

So seriously, if you have an iTouch/iPhone, give it a try. It’s FREE after all. What have you got to lose?

And if you don’t believe me, read all the comments to this post. (That’s a hint for all you current Capsuleer users to comment).

The Dread Pirate Wensley

“I’m in a safespot in Dal, ready to begin our duel anytime you are, Colonel.” the pirate Wensley said over our secured comms. Little did he know I was already coming out of warp on top of him. 

I locked quickly, taking advantage of his surprise, and quickly unleashed three 200 mm vulcan autocannons against his Rifter, complete with small Barrage ammo. My rocket launcher screamed as it cycled through high yield EM rounds. I had him scrammed and webbed; he was mine.

He recovered quickly, and I expected him to retreat to a slightly safer orbiting distance, to regain control of the situation. Instead, he came in point blank; his weapons stripping away my shields far too quickly. 

Aura identified the ammo type as Republic Fleet EM; that made me frown in annoyance, but was something I had grudgingly accepted long ago; the black market trade of military surplus was something that simply would not change.

I had assumed my skills were more proficient; my experience in small ship military skirmishes to my benefit; I was wrong. We each started tearing armour plating from the other, but his repair teams were efficient at managing the damage. I had opted to forego repair capabilities in favour of the heavier autocannons; my mistake.

As my ship’s hull began showing through, Wensley ceased fire, as did I. 

“You know, I really didn’t expect things to go that way.” I said, feeling a little meek. 

“Neither did I honestly.” Wensley replied. 

He wasn’t a typical pirate. He was Brutor, through and through, only flying Minmatar ships, specializing in hit and run tactics designed to build his reputation amongst his enemies. He didn’t attack civilian vessels; he didn’t attack industrialists. If anything, he served the cause of all Matari in his actions, hunting pirates and other potential threats to the Republic.

The only real difference between Wensley’s war and my own was the strict code of ethics I adhered to; the order imposed by the Tribal Liberation Force to maintain peace within Republic space. 

Wensley answered only to himself, and while that could be liberating (I had spent years as a freelance capsuleer prior to enlisting in the war effort), it also could change you. Having nobody to trust, nobody else to rely on could leave you a paranoid shell of what a true capsuleer could be.

The military instilled discipline and comraderie. There was always someone to cover your wing. It was a team effort.

“Thought I was going to blow my cannons against you, had them overheated so much.” Wensley said. My mouth hung open at my own foolishness; I hadn’t overheated. What an idiot! That was clearly the decisive move in our engagement.

“Gotta admit, Wens, you know your Rifters.” I said with genuine appreciation for the man’s ability. I quickly had Aura do a military scan of Wensley’s record, bringing up his known skills. We were, in fact, fairly evenly matched, him having a slightly better understanding of turret tracking speed optimizations, me understanding how to get the most punch from my weapons. 

“Want to do this again against my mainstay ship?” I asked.

“Sure thing; this is good fun. Let me go pay for some repairs and we’ll do this.” Wensley retorted eagerly.

Twenty minutes later, the Renegade launched against his Rifter.

I played with him for a few minutes, easily keeping out of his reach, my afterburner not even breaking a sweat. The problem with the Firetail was damage output. His rep teams could easily withstand my artillery and standard missiles, and eventually I would run out of ammo.

“Well, I think you can see now why I fly these, Wens. She makes for a great tackler. Not as thin as an inty, and still packs some punch.” I said.

“Yeah, I’m impressed.” Wensley said. 

I decided to show him why speed and range were the only options for a Firetail and turned off my afterburner, slowing down to 700 m/s, still mighty impressive.

He quickly closed range and webbed me, his autocannons quickly chewing through my ship. I think it surprised him as he nearly tore through my hull before interrupting his weapon cycles.

We had some more small talk before he had to leave on corporate business. He promised he’d leave a clone in Dal so we could do this more often.

I welcomed it.

PS. For a distorted view of the truth of our encounter, visit Rifter Drifter HERE.

Blog Banter #8 – Crews and Subsystems

Welcome to the eighth installment of the EVE Blog Banter , the monthly EVE Online blogging extravaganza created by CrazyKinux. The EVE Blog Banter involves an enthusiastic group of gaming bloggers, a common topic within the realm of EVE Online, and a week to post articles pertaining to the said topic. The resulting articles can either be short or quite extensive, either funny or dead serious, but are always a great fun to read! Any questions about the EVE Blog Banter should be directed here . Check out otherEVE Blog Banter articles at the bottom of this post!

This month’s topic comes to us from me, Ga’len at The Wandering Druid of Tranquility.  He asks: “What new game mechanic or mechanics would you like to see created and brought into the EVE Online universe and how would this be incorporated into the current game universe?  Be specific and give details, this is not meant to be a ‘nerf this, boost my game play’ post like we see on the EVE forums.”

“Fire again!” I barked over the comm system of my Loki class Strategic cruiser, the Onslaught, my weapons teams complying with practiced discipline. A direct hit to their engine array, I smiled to myself from within my pod, satisfied. That ship wouldn’t be going anywhere now. I urged Aura to release the stasis webbifier, saving us capacitor, and zeroed in on the crippled ship. It’s velocity was nearing zero now with no engines. I kept the warp scrambler locked just in case. Next subsystem I would target would be their communications array, disabling them from calling for help. I probably should’ve done that first, but they had positioned themselves in such a way as to make their engines far too tempting. I cycled through until I locked on their comm array, then released a salvo of missles; another direct hit, this time for maximum damage. Their array sheared away from the ship gloriously. They were helpless before me.

I locked onto the with a focused transmission laser and hailed them. “This is Colonel Roc Wieler of the Tribal Liberation Force. You are suspect of pirating and have been disabled. If you surrender now, no harm will come to you and your crew; if you resist further, we will board your ship.” I waited patiently for their captain’s reply.

“We will never surrender to tyranny.” an angry voice hissed back at me. I closed the comm laser, and chose a boarding party to board the ship. We would have to disable their weapons systems before sending the assault shuttle across. 

By the time the boarding team had prepped and was ready for the incursion, the battlecruiser before us had been completely disabled, truly helpless before us.

I watched as the assault shuttle crossed the distance between us, thinking to myself, I hope most of them come back. They’re experienced, and I’d to have to replace them with rooks. Crews had gotten expensive lately; but to be fair, a skilled crew could make all the difference between life and death in the void. I had even purchased some upgraded crew quarters and training facilities for my staff, and it had paid off well, worth every isk invested.

The assault shuttle docked, and the boarding party advanced. 

  • Targettable subsystems that adveserly affect a ship when destroyed.
  • Hireable crews that grant bonuses to a ship based on expertise and experience.

Of course, like most people, I also want to see the following one day:

  • Ambulation with PVP
  • Ground vehicle PVP
  • Atmospheric flight
  • Planetary cities we can interact within.
  • Moon and asteroid based POSes.

  1. CrazyKinux’s Musing, EVE Blog Banter #8: Care for a little game of SecWars?
  2. The Wandering Druid of Tranquility, Wow, that new thing is so shiny!!!
  3. I am Keith Nielson, EVE Blog Banter #8 – Return of the Top Gun
  4. Once More from the Beginning, 8th EVE Blog Banter May 2009 Edition
  5. A merry life and a short one, EVE Blog Banter #8: In the Year of Our Awesome
  6. Inner Sanctum of the Ninveah, Planets
  7. Helicity Boson, Bantering the blog
  8. Achernar, Unique adventures
  9. Ecliptic Rift, OOC: EVE Blog Banter 8: Standings and secondary factions
  10. The New Edener, EVE Blog Banter #8
  11. Journey to New Eden, Eve Blog Banter #8: What new mechanic should be added to Eve?
  12. Life, The Universe and Everything, Blog banter 8: mentorship
  13. EVE Guru, EBB 8: Yarr! Prepare to be boarded!
  14. The Ralpha Dogs, Greed Is Good, Greed Works
  15. Rifter Drifter, Blog Banter 8: Strategic Gunnery
  16. A Mule in EVE, Expanding EVE
  17. Letrange’s EvE Blog, 8th Blog Banter
  18. Roc’s Ramblings, Blog Banter #8
  19. The Nude Nerd, Blog Banter #8
  20. Scop’s Log, Blog Banter #8: “We’re caught in a tractor beam! It’s pulling us in!”
  21. Speed Fairy, EVE Blog Banter #8: Charisma Tanking
  22. Industrialist with Teeth, EVE Blog Banter #8: It’s Like Tetris for OCD People
  23. Diary of a Pod Pilot, EVE blog banter #8: Killing in the name of
  24. Talk Unfraid, Physical Communications
  25. More to come

Fan mail

As I draw ever closer to my 200th post, I just have to sit back in quiet gratitude to all of you. Since my first very posting, to over 16,000 Capsuleer users, to 3D artwork, music recordings, novel writing, and video production (coming 2010), you’ve all been incredibly valuable to me. Often I bask in your compliments, aiming to continue the high level of passion and detail I put into all my efforts; sometimes feeding on your critical feedback to zero in on areas of improvement. 

The other thing that has been quite surprising in my journey thus far is the “celebrity” status that I slowly seem to be building; sometimes it’s shout outs in local, other times it shot ats in local, but I also get many emails directly, and Sam and I both are getting plenty of kudos on the Capsuleer forums for our efforts there. I can’t wait until Fanfest; I’m trying to put together some special promotion stuff for Roc, but we’ll see if time and money allow.

So today, as a special treat, I’m going to share some of the more interesting pieces of fan mail I’ve received over the last several months.

And as always, thanks for believing.

I just wanted to quickly say thanks for all you do, but I gotta ask, how do you keep up with it all? iphone, music, wallpapers, writing, it’s kinda crazy. Where do you find the time? – 11th hour

Clones. Lots of clones.

Seriously though, I need to set a few things straight. Capsuleer was PyjamaSam’s baby from the start; I simply wanted to contribute in any way I could. Turned out to be a good move on both our parts, but most of the heavy lifting is still done by Sam (though I am learning XCode as quickly as possible). As for the rest, I do possess a finite amount of energy though an unlimited amount of passion. The only way I accomplish anything is from the neverending support of a few wonderful people close to me. They know who they are, and they know how much I appreciate them above all others.

I have your Bio CD sample, and have thought about buying your CD, but the online samples never work. Is it available by digital download anywhere?

Cafepress sucks in this regard. They don’t let you do samples, yet it sits there on your page. What’s up with that? I’m glad you like the sample, and I assure you the rest of the CD is of the same high quality. You can even read some reviews:

PSYCHEDIVER

WAYPOINT REACHED

My next CD, “One Night of Roc”, has finished recording, and is now in post-production. It was recorded live and will be available this summer both as a physical CD and as a digital download via iTunes! The Bio CD will potentially be re-released as a digital download as well if there is enough interest.

Whatever happend to the Rocalicious calendar? I kept checking your store but never saw it! – Hot N Heavy

Well, that’s the problem with taking on too many things sometimes; the mind is willing, but things just get in the way. By the time I had the free schedule to pursue the calendar, it was already March of this year. So instead, I’ve been working on it slowly over the course of this year and hopefully will something sexy for the ladies for next year! Of course, knowing my luck, CCP will release Ambulation before then, and my calendar will be obsolete.

Love your blog, and you’re a very talented artist. I’m confused though. Roc is a Colonel in the Tribal Liberation Force, but he is also an aspiring musician? It just doesn’t seem to gel, and I have a hard time figuring out how your personal storyline works. Are you from the future recollecting about the past? Are you in the present? Are you the real you sometimes too? It’s hard to tell when you’re slipping in and out of character and past/present/future self. I hope you can make it more clear in the future so my brain stops hurting. – Dazed

Yes. Hope that clears things up for you.

Hi Roc. Long time lurker, first time sending a fan mail, lolz! I really love your stories with Mynxee, but when are you two finally gonna hook up and do the nasty? I mean, anticipation is good for only so long! We wants to see the sexy! – Needa Life

Mynxee and I are always working on collaborative ideas together. Sometimes, they pan out, sometimes they don’t. We’re working on something pretty interesting to us right now, and if it works out, our readers will be the first to know. Besides, you’re making too many assumptions about our relationship. Who says we haven’t done the “nasty” already and we just don’t kiss and tell?

Do you even PLAY the game anymore? You never login. How am I supposed to pod the “Hero of the Republic” if he has no balls to even leave a station? – Not Wensley

Oh puhlease Wens. Everytime I login and ask if you’re ready, you cry how you’re on the other side of the galaxy somewhere and it would take too long to get to me. Heard of jump clones there, ya yarrin bastard? Get yourself to Dal, and we’ll duke it out. Nuff said.

Self-professed Roc fanboi here! I love your Bio CD and can’t wait for One Night of Roc. I follow your career on every blog you’re mentioned, read your E-ON articles, even read your Eve-mag.com interview! I’ve bought most of the stuff you sell on your store, but was upset when I saw the “Property of Roc” thong panties are only available for women! Any chance you can sell a men’s version? – Viking Steve

Well Steve, a little creepy/cyber stalkerish that you track me, but um, thanks for being such an enthusiastic fan? And about the man panties, seriously, WTF?

With your anti-pirate bias, your love of faction warfare, your work on Capsuleer, and overall passion for Eve, I was surprised to find you didn’t run for CSM. Any reason you didn’t? And any chance you will in the future? – Nervous Zombie

I enjoy politics when it’s fun for my rants and stories. When a game becomes real work, well, that’s a line I don’t cross. Ironic, I know, considering all the efforts I make surrounding the game, but I guess I do that because it’s not “demanded” work, if you know what I mean. Sam and I answer to each other on Capsuleer, sure, but we’re both pretty easy going, and self motivating. 

As for the future? Does anyone know what the future holds in store for Roc? Well, the upcoming “Path to Freedom” novel does. Perhaps I’ll have to give a snippet from it to my users sometime in the near future.

Hey Roc,

my name is Hanna (22), I come from Germany how do you like me so far?
I’m about to write you a fan letter, so listen and repeat. OK then, listening suffices.

I hope my English is good enough to understand, I just had a beer, cause alcohol improves my foreign lenguage skills just to be on the safe side. But it actually doesn’t matter, don’t worry, I’m not gonna say anything interesting. By the way, fair warning, cause if words fail me, then they positively run in terror from my bad grammar. But chocking noises are serious comments as well, right? No, seriously – in that case I try other ways of expression: taking pictures of flowers, juggling axes, fire twirling with socks stuffed with coconuts, taming wild horses, making human sculptures

(I thought that’s funny at least in my head).

Well, instead of learning I always do any crap in the internet that’s basically how I found your website. Meanwhile four days had past and I can’t stop reading. I just can’t. When I had time to be online as from the evenings, I did nothing but reading your blog since the last three nights. And when I had a look at the clock again, it was already too late to go to bed early – and besides, sleeping at night is way too mainstream, don’t you think?

So I made three nights of it. Result the next days I was so overtired that I wasn’t able to focus on anything. I had to turn down the radio to back into a parking space (granted, I always have to do that),

I confirmed important information with: I get it, hmm, yes exactly yeah, right no, I didn’t understand that , I was so absent-minded that I didn’t notice it actually was my friend’s new jacket I diplomatically commented with oh my gosh, how [unfashionable] is that oh it’s yours scuse! and I had to say sorry that I’m still laughing um does it still hurt way too often.
I sort of felt like: Who am I? And if yes, how many ? That should be on your conscience. Just saying

I can’t handle sleep deprivation well and I really shouldn’t forgive you. But I’m totally in love with this blog! So I think I do forgive you nevertheless.

Everytime I was bored in the past, I just took a look into the fridge. Then marveled at the sausage, closed the fridge and continued to be bored. Today I laugh about your storys.

I thought about it for a few minutes now but I just don’t get the bridge between sausage and your blog It’s just everytime it’s funny (the blog, not the sausage).

I laughed in that embarrassing way you do when the laughter just bursts out of you; laughed so hard I had to cross my legs to keep from peeing my pants; came very close to spitting water all over the table; snorted and there are moments I expected a doctor to say I think we lost her . Are you [!] trying to kill me? ;-)) Im sure it added a year to my life; but it could have taken a year off and it still would have been worth it! Thanks!

Since I discovered your website I actually laughed that much that I had to practice looking grave again. Though I probably shouldn’t have practiced in public because my friends soon got disturbed and I had to come up with an excuse: I’m not frowning! This is Editorial Posing you spaz !

They think I’m insane.

Moreover your blog offered me a new way to bother my friends. I like to annoy people, that’s just my thing. So I’ve been spamming them with the Roc-link for like two days now (constantly with requesting a read confirmation) and no one was able to offer resistance. Even my friend Rina had to rofl at the storys – judging from the fact that her English is like good music I dance, not good music I not dance .

(I intended it for a compliment).

Thank you so so much for making my days (which actually are nights) and please please!! keep it up!

I love you. I really do! 😉

-Hanna

 

 

 

PS: Have a good one! In Germany, it’s 2.00 a.m. and I have to catch up on some sleep now.

Simply, wow. You are now of my favourite top three people of all time! Thank you Hanna!

Let sleeping dogs lay

ISENAN SYSTEM – GALLENTE SPACE
FEDERAL INTELLIGENCE OFFICE TESTING FACILITIES

 Dozens of workers scurried around the floating O-ring shaped apparatus, hurredly triple-checking their assigned systems, verifying everything was ready to go. Every calculation had to be exact to avoid cataclysmic failure. 

Dr. Jesse Pervect stood shock still, his arms wrapped around himself, a nervous habit he had developed in childhood, and watched all the various sensor screens, mentally ticking off successful algorithms and settings. His team of Quantum physicists and astrophysicists had been assigned with the task of stabilizing a wormhole, a feat similar in theory to that of creating a jump gate. Jesse had worked on the construction of many gates, the manipulation of artificial gravity, light and magnetism while balancing the right distribution of matter versus energy and monitoring the topology of space/time almost second nature to him. Billions of exacting calculations all processed by cutting edge artifical intelligence units, monitored by well paid engineers, stargates were one of the greatest accomplishments in recent New Eden history.

Creating artifical temporal distortions was one thing; manipulating unstable naturally occuring phenomenom was quite something different.

For months they had been working around the clock at this project, and Jesse was excited that it had final come to this stage of testing. If they could stabilize one of these “Sleeper” wormholes, the Gallente Federation would have steady access to some of the greatest technological discoveries ever seen! It was terribly exciting, and Jesse was thrilled to be leading this scientific team.

His counterpart didn’t share the same enthusiasm about the project. Genus had been around the universe too long to believe that when given the chance, the absolute worst would always happen. He had worked in private security, served in the military, contracted as a merc, and countless other thankless brutal jobs over the years, but it had served him well; he finally was in a position of power in his life. 

To him, this project reeked of stupidity, trying to stabilize a wormhole with enemies of still unknown capacity; it was foolish. The Sleepers were too much of a risk in their own space; who knew what they would do in normal space? He had kept abreast of expeditions digging deeper and deeper into wormhole space; some as far as “Class 7”. “Class 9” was the deepest and most deadly type of wormhole space, though he hadn’t heard of anyone who had gone in that deep and survived.

Sure, it would be profitable beyond imagination if the government pulled it off, but when had he ever believed in government? It was a power grab, plain and simple. The Federation needed an edge in the war desperately, and desperation often made for reckless decisions. 

He looked at the display screen to his left at the small holographic image of Dr. Pervect; the man was obnoxious and carried a foul body odour Genus was convinced Pervect wasn’t even aware of. Genus had his fleet positioned and ready for the worst. 

“We’re ready here, Pervect.” He said, the doctor nodding. 

Dr. Pervect scurried about, doing last minute checks, then finally called his highest level research assistant to his side. “DNA imprint on my mark.” he said, both he and his assitant readying their thumbs on the countdown timer.

“Mark.”

They both pressed their thumbs gently on the synchronized starting panels, the system verifying success and beginning the two minute timer.

A gentle hum started throughout the O-Ring as it two slightly smaller O shaped rings, hinged on the static outer structure, began building up speed, rotating around each other rapidly. Eventually they would hit critical momentum, and then be infused with heavy matter to create the desired distortion field. With some AI assisted manual adjustments, they should be able to project a large enough field to envelope the wormhole and stabilize it indefinitely through the creation of perpetual energy.

90 seconds showed on the timer as everyone nervously awaited their potential triumph, and potential failure.

60 seconds and the main O-Ring began to vibrate, the inner rings moving too fast for the human eye to follow.

30 seconds and they had achieved optimal speed. Dr. Pervect began injecting heavy matter into the equation, the AI assisting to exacting measurements and flow.

15 seconds and blue energy could be seen from the center of the O-Ring, growing in circumference as expected.

0 seconds and everyone held their breath, waiting.

Dr. Pervect checked all systems once more; success. They had created self sustaining energy. The O-ring could run indefinitely. He continued running diagnostics against the wormhole anomaly, and signalled Genus to proceed with his portion of the experiment.

Genus moved a portion of his fleet into position, keeping some of his dreadnoughts in seige mode on this side of the wormhole as a safety precaution.

Slowly, some eight Gallente made, Dominix class battleships entered the wormhole. Of all his research, remote repping Domis seemed to have been the most effective agains the Sleepers to date, not that they were planning on engaging any today.

As the battleships disappeared into wormhole space, Genus checked his readings of the wormhole. It’s mass remained constant; it wasn’t collapsing. The damn fool doctor had done it. 

He shook his head in disbelief and checked the readings again. No change; stable wormhole. Unfreakingreal, he thought to himself.

“2IC, what’s your status?” Genus commed his commander inside the wormhole. Typically, the Sleepers were passive, hence their name, only coming to “life” to defend their territories, and defend them viciously. He wasn’t too worried about the squad of battleships he had sent in.

There was no response. He checked the signal and tried again.

“2IC, I need your status, now.” Genus growled into the comm. When on response was forthcoming, he commed Dr. Pervect. “Pervect, I’m not getting a response from my team. Is the O-ring generating some type of interference to our systems?” he asked.

“If it was, would you be talking to me now?” Dr. Pervect replied smugly. Genus hated that little bastard; he hated all brainiacs really. In the natural order, he would eat little shits like that for breakfast, not that he ate shit at all, it was just a metaphor, albeit a piss poor one.

He urged his own ship towards the anomaly, not wanting to break the dreads out of seige mode just yet. He felt confident enough that taking a peek wasn’t a reckless risk. Slowly, he approached the wormhole, when he saw the first ship coming through from the other side.

A sleek, dark Sleeper battleship emerged, opening fire immediately. 

“Evasive pattern Echo 2!” Genus barked, his ship’s crew sending the vessel into a slow roll away from the Sleeper ship. “All portside weapons batteries, open fire!” 

Genus grabbed hold of something as the Sleeper ship sideswiped his ship, bumping in uncontrollably out of the way.

“Dreadnoughts 1 – 6, tear that thing apart!” Genus screamed, the consequences of losing this engagement railing through his mind. He did NOT want to be the man written in history as responsible for unleashing the Sleepers into normal space. No way in hell.

“Pervect! Shut the O-ring down! Abort!” he yelled through the comm with the scientist.

Jesee and his teams were a flurry of activity, adrenaline and fear pumping through them all. They were not fighters, they were men and women of science and knowledge; this was not their forte. 

He gave orders to his people which were quickly followed, but the system readouts weren’t matching up to what he expected; the O-ring wouldn’t deactivate. 

He hollered for his assistant, and they thumbed their DNA ID into the emergency override and shutdown panel. No response. The O-ring was self-sustaining and would not be shut down. Genus was going to love this, Jesse thought to himself.

“Well doctor,” Genus said without a hint of emotion, “I’m sorry to hear that, truly. But I have my orders. In anticipation of this type of failure, I’ve been ordered to destroy the O-ring.” Genus said, another explosion shaking his ship. He could see Dr. Pervect go pale, even through the holographic image.

“But my people…” Dr. Pervect stammered. To his credit, the first words out of his mouth weren’t about his own mortality; the smug little man had finally gained a bit of respect from Genus.

“Again, I’m truly sorry doctor. Genus out.” He switched off the comm.

The Sleeper ship was slowly holding its own against his ships, but Genus knew he could tip the scales in his favour.

“Dreads 7 – 12, target and destroy that O-ring!” he shouted into fleet comms.

Within moments, the O-ring exploded brilliantly, propelling debris in all directions. The Sleeper ship was closest to the O-ring, receiving the brunt of its accelerated shrapnel in its hull.

“All ships, fire!” Genus screamed.

The Sleeper ship finally fell, the wormhole soon collapsing behind it. It was over.

Genus stood before his employers.

“After reviewing your report on Incident D44-978C-002, we concur with your recommendation. While the tempation of reward is quite high, the risk of unleashing the Sleepers into known space is too risky a price for the Federation to ever pay.

As such, all research to date on this project will be sealed permanently, and it will be entered into the records that no such research will be legally allowed again under penalty of death within the Federation.

We thank you for your service above and beyond what was expected, and have thusly deposited a significant bonus into your account. That is all.”

Forward Thrust

GallenteshuttleSISEIDE SYSTEM
HEIMATAR REGION
SAFESPOT NEAR G5 YELLOW SUN

The sleek Gallente shuttle docked silently into the berth of the Tribal Justice, my flagship for the Tribal Liberation Force. I stood on deck as the shuttle descended, landing gently on its struts, and began its post-flight shutdown. I admired the curves of the vessel; she looked to do well in atmosphere. 

A newly promoted squad of elite marines stood behind me, three to a side, at perfect attention. I noticed Daul Halwick amongst them; he had come far very quickly since our chance meeting not too long ago. The kid was sharp minded, able bodied, loyal, and took initiative. I could see on his heavy suit that he was 2IC of this squad; impressive.
 

A hiss from the Gallente shuttle drew all our attention as the boarding ramp lowered, barely making any noise whatsoever as it connected with the metal deck. Two men walked down the ramp.

The first was a thin Gallente with a soft face and dark brown wavy hair. He was young, but that was misleading. Luminaire General Val Erian was a well decorated man, having nearly 2000 successful wartime kills to date. We had worked together previously, but it wasn’t often anymore the Minmatar and Gallente undertook co-operative initiatives. To be blunt and honest, we were near a point of desperation in trying to defend our territories, yet still were doing better than the Gallente; the Caldari had literally crushed them. 

The second man down the ramp was someone I knew only slightly better, though we had shared several mutual friends. He was only slightly shorter than me, which meant he was short, and very slight of frame. His sunken cheeks made him look malnourished, but there was a fire in his dark eyes. He looked around, taking in every detail of his surroundings, his distrust as a one-time pirate still showing through. Hallan had been through a lot lately; and I’d wager it had taken all of his skills and strength of character to come this far.

“Luminaire General Erian, Federation Minuteman Turrek, welcome aboard; I am so very pleased you could come.” I began, trying to make this pompous formality sound sincere. It was one of the things I was learning to dread the most, not being able to just say what’s on your mind, but going through the proper motions of respect until the moment eventually arose when both parties could finally just get to the point. Even then words were guarded, and vague resolutions offered, but it was the way these things went. It made me miss the days when I could just sit with a pint at a pub with another capsuleer and chat. 

Erian offered his hand as he finished his descent down the boarding ramp of the shuttle, and enthusiastically took mine. “Matar Colonel Wieler, the pleasure is indeed mine. You look slightly less than brooding today, good news in your little part of the universe?” Val’s smile was genuine, but the subtle digs at me didn’t go unnoticed. It was another part of the game I had chosen to play, and one that tested my very finite patience.

“Nothing noteworthy, sir. Besides, with how busy you must’ve been lately against the Caldari, I wouldn’t want to distract you with our recent good fortune.” I smirked as the General’s mask of expression was momentarily lost revealing a snide and condescending response before he could recover. It was satisfying to know I could hold wits with those far more experienced in this arena than I.

“I believe you know Minuteman Turrek.” Val Erian directed attention to Hallan. “I shook Hallan’s hand firmly; it truly was good to see him, given some of the tragedies that had befallen him of late. “Good to see you, Hallan. The uniform looks good on you.” I smiled broadly.

Hallan had been part of the Bastards Pirate Alliance based in Evati until recently. I had tried to work from within their organization earlier this year, trying to utilize their unique position in Minmatar space to open a “back door” into Amarr space. It hadn’t gone entirely well, but there were at least a few whom were impacted by my time there.

Hallan had been faced with the decision we all come to eventually as capsuleers, “Can I live with the moral consequences of my actions?” For Hallan, the answer had finally become no. 

He had left the pirate organization and enlisted in the Federal Defence Union, his experiences and proficiences already working in his favour. I was sure he would enjoy the new path he had chosen for his life, and be rewarded in more ways than he had probably considered.

“Gentlemen, if you would please come with me.” I said, ushering them forward. The marines turned on their heels as one, escorting our guests to an antechamber near by.

After some refreshments and compulsary small talk, I finally requested the presence of Hallan alone, whilst an aide give Luminaire General Erian a tour of the Tribal Justice.

Once alone, we spoke freely.

“Hallan, I’m sorry for what happened to you. I had nothing to do with it.” I began.

“Yeah, I know Roc, but it happened because of your damned crusade. Course, it’s a moot point now that I’m fighting the good fight I guess.” Hallan said, somewhat introspectively.

“Still, I just wanted to say it personally so there is no bad blood between us. And I need your help.” 

Hallan was shocked, but quickly replied. “No.” 

He knew what I needed to ask of him. He knew I was going to ask for intelligence on the Bastards. He knew I wanted information on their day to day business, their trading partner, their hunting grounds, their defensive codes, everything. I knew I wouldn’t get it through force or intimidation, so I needed to appeal to his sense of right and wrong.

“Hallan, please. I can’t in touch with Mynxee.” I said in quiet tones.

“And why would she want to talk to you right now anyway?” Hallan retorted, volume behind his voice. “You’re hunting down pirates Roc! And last time I checked, she’s a pirate! See the issue?” 

Hallan was irate. I couldn’t blame him, but it wasn’t like that. I kept justifying it to myself; it was the only way I could live with my own moral consquences for the actions I had chosen.

“What did you think would happen? That she’d give it up? Come and be swept into your arms and pop out a brood of little Rocs? Wake up, man. You’re not that blind!” Hallan was on a good rant and I let him finish uninterrupted.

“You’ll be lucky if you she ever talks to you again! Until I reformed I was ready to shoot you on sight, despite our friendship. You’re flagged now Roc; every pirate in the Republic will be gunning for you.”

He paused and I waited. Then I waited some more just to be sure.

“You done?” I asked calmly.

Hallan shook his head in the affirmative and I continued.

“It’s not that she isn’t simply not returning my calls, Hallan. She’s disappeared completely. Shae can’t find her, Venom, none of the Hellcats I talk with. I don’t know what’s happened, and that doesn’t sit well with me in any way. As you said, I can’t really get very far looking into this on my own, and I need to know. I need to know she’s ok, even if she’s just going out of her way to ignore me. I can live with that. I have no choice. Just let me know she’s ok, alright? Can you do that for me?”

There was passion in my plea, genuine heartfelt concern for Mynxee. And how couldn’t there be after all her and I had shared?

Hallan contemplated my words, taking his time to respond. “Alright, Roc. I’ll look into it. But no details. All you get to know is if she’s ok. Nothing more. And don’t pull strings to ask me anymore favours alright? Our two militias work together, but you’ve got a lot to prove to me before I trust you personally.”

I nodded once, then stood, signalling to an aide that our meeting was over.

Val had almost finished his tour of the ship, so the timing was perfect. We went through the formalized gestures of farewell, and my shoulders sagged in relief once the Gallente shuttle had departed.

The last few days had been very trying, and I was exhausted.

Loose Ends

Jamyl Sarum was tired of listening to General Mako.

It had been her hope that she could leverage this man’s hatred of his own kind, manipulating it into some type of surprise weapon to be used to further the Empire. Gaining his loyalty had been whimsically easy; he was a man that craved status and power, and the empty promise of both was easy for her to offer convincingly.

The difficulty had laid in the man’s ineptitude. Her opinion of the Minmatar as a people had lessened considerably since dealing with Mako. He had continually failed epically at every task he had been given, showing nothing but arrogance in response, consistently shifting blame to others for his failures.

He was pathetic.

Even now, as she sat on her throne, her head propped disinterestedly against one arm, he continued to ramble on, his stories become increasingly complicated, his lies becoming more transparent. She simply could not understand why the man would not act with honour, why he refused to accept his inadequacy and offer his life to her out of honour bound commitment.

Since the discovery of the wormholes, and the alarming number of capsuleers jumping on the bandwagon of exploration, much of New Eden had been left ripe for the picking.

She had made profitable arrangements with several pirate organizations, focusing their attentions on Minmatar space, another flawless strategy to weaken their militia. Some foolish Matar Colonel had cast himself into the spotlight as the would be saviour of his people against this threat. 

It was of no consequence. Her power and wealth far outreached anything the Matari government could muster. 

Her plan had been set in motion flawlessly; until Mako.

He had been tasked with the responsibility of gathering detailed intelligence as to the true might of the Elder Fleet, their  hidden location, their contacts, their intentions, every bit of useful information that would enable her to conduct a full assault against them, finishing what she had started over a year before. Their complete annilihation was a must.

Having failed in that, she reassigned him to something more simplistic; recon on the Tribal Liberation Force. How hard was it to make use of his “numerous and powerful contacts within the Republic”, as he had put it, to ascertain their defensive patrols, and their offensive strike teams which constantly invaded Amarr borders, picking in vain at their systems. It was something any mid-ranking Amarr officer could accomplish, and yet, this decorated Valkear General of the Minmatar Republic couldn’t accomplish even that simple task.

“So as you can see, milady, I did the very best with what I was given in this circumstance.” Mako finished, kneeling on one knee, his head bowed down respectully. 

Even his posture was lazy and offensive. There was no rigidness to his stance, no heartfelt fear or adoration for her in his physical presence. Quite simply, he disgusted her, and she was finished with him.

Without making any eye contact to Mako, she gave a subtle gesture, and her Imperial Honour Guard quickly moved into position, snatching Mako securely by his thick arms, dragging him to his feet. They secured him in binders, an energy handcuff that tightened the more it was struggled with, emitting an increasingly lethal electric shock all the while.

Mako once again showed his infancy, screaming profanities at her, spittle hanging from his mouth, veins pulsating in his forehead as his face turned red from anger and exertion. 

She made another subtle hand gesture, and one of the Imperial Honour Guards struck Mako at the base of his skull with a vibro lance, dropping him to the marble floor. He fell unconscious, urinating himself.

“What do you think? Would he make a good slave? He is quite burly.” Sarum thought out loud to herself.

“No, this one is full of bile. He would poison all around him, revenge his only motivation for life. He would never forget this dishonour.” she answered to herself, her voice deep and husky.

“Still, he could be made into an example, over time. His will could be broken anew; he could be publically disciplined daily until he begged for death, which would be denied him. Surely then others would see how wonderful and terrible I can be?” she asked, her voice sweet and melodious.

“It’s a fool’s risk, and I am not a fool.” she replied, her voice dark and angry.

“Very well.” she said, her voice regaining its sweetness once more. “Marshall Commander,” she began, getting the attention of one of her guards. “Dispose of him, any way you please. Enjoy it if you choose, be playful; whatever you so desire. He is of no more use to me.”

The Marshall Commander nodded his understanding, and with the other Imperial Honour Guard, they dragged the urine soaked form of General Mako away.

Once the throne room was cleared, and the floors cleaned immediately by silent yet attentive serving slaves, Sarum began to think out loud once more.

“So then, what now?” she asked, her light feminine voice echoing in the emptiness.

“Now, I wait.” her dark masculine voice replied as a mischievious smile slowly crawled across her face.