I know what you’re going to say as soon as read this. You’re going to say “Roc! That’s a game for Jin-Mei fortune cookies!” Well, sure, but at least give it a go before you judge.

THE GAME

It doesn’t matter where you’re located in New Eden, people talk stupid in local chat. Sometimes it makes you want to smack yourself in the forehead. Instead, why not save yourself some abuse and simply add the words “in bed” to the last thing said in chat. Here’s some examples:

You: My scanning equipment really sucks

Me: In bed

See? It’s funny.

You: I’m tired of flying solo all the time

Me: In bed

It’s an easy game to play.

You: There’s a massive blob at the incoming gate!

Me: In bed

Ok. That’s one’s a little gross.

You: I’m heading into the wormhole now

Me: In bed

Time to introduce the game’s only rule.

RULE: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THE WORD WORMHOLE IN THIS GAME. THAT IS INSTANT DISQUALIFICATION.

Have fun with it. Share your best game moments in the comments below.