Spicy Amarr Sausage
PREPARTION TIME: less than 30 mins
COOKING TIME: 10 to 30 mins
INGREDIENTS
- 4 fresh Amarr “sausages”
- 2 tbsp olive oil
- 1 red onion, cut into wedges
- 2 cloves garlic, crushed
- 440g/14¾oz can chopped tomatoes
- 1 red pepper cut into strips
- ½ tsp chilli flakes
- 1 tsp sugar
- 2 tbsp oregano
- 2 tbsp chopped parsley
- 300g/10½oz whole wheat fusilli
METHOD
- Acquire sausages.
- Place a medium non-stick pan over a high heat and brown the sausages in one tablespoon of olive oil.
- Set browned sausages to one side.
- Reduce the heat to a medium flame and sweat the onions and garlic in the remaining oil for two minutes.
- Add the tomatoes, red pepper, chilli, sugar, oregano and sausages to the pan.
- Simmer covered until the red peppers soften (for approximately 10 minutes).
- Cook the fusilli until al dente (with a bite) according to the manufacturer’s instructions.
- Drain well and place into two bowls with the sauce.
- Scatter chopped parsley over the top to serve.
I’ll never forget the first time we made this dish. We had been flying a covert fleet of Rapiers, Hounds, and Cheetahs for about four months, and supplies were running out. Morale was low; the crews were grumbling.
We happened across a small, unprepared Amarr squad and made quick work of them, filling our holds with their tech and corpses. I remember scanning the inventory list of acquired goods with my Inventory & Acquisitions Officer, and whistled when I saw the corpse total. He suggested jokingly “Would make one helluva sausage fest.” I arched my eyebrow at him.
We’ve never spoken of this since.
Also, as a good side dish…
“Meatball” Soup
PREPARTION TIME: less than 30 mins
COOKING TIME: 40 mins
INGREDIENTS
- 3/4 pound Amarr “meat balls”
- 1 small onion minced
- 1 teaspoon dillweed
- 2 eggs
- 1 clove garlic, crushed
- 1 tsp salt
- 1/4 tsp black pepper
- flour
- 6 cups beef broth
- 1/3 cup uncooked long grain rice
- juice of 1/2 lemon
- 2 tablespoons fresh dill (less if using dried)
METHOD
- Combine beef, onion, dillweed, 1 egg, garlic, salt and pepper in a large bowl.
- Mix to combine ingredients thoroughly. Shape into small balls and dredge lightly in the flour. Set aside, heat the broth to boiling.
- Drop the meatballs in.
- Add the rice.
- Lower the heat and cook about 35 minutes.
- Add lemon juice and additional dill.
You can serve with a dollop of yogurt on top if you like.
Goes well with:
Warp Tunnel
INGREDIENTS
- 2 cl Gin
- 1 cl Galliano
- Sprite
- 1 cl Passoã
METHOD
Pour gin and galliano in a Highballs Glass filled with ice cubes. Fill up with Sprite and top up with the Passoã.
Geez, could this post have any more sexual innuendo?
I’ll give that sausage recipe a go, but my mom makes the best meatballs in the world and judging by the recipe I don’t think they could hold a candle to hers.
Of course, nothing ever does. 🙂
Still, I could give them a try.
Good choice with the aperitif.
Innuendo? Wait you mean it wasn’t to be taken literally? Aww…and here I was thinking I may put the corpse collection to some good use ;(
I LOL’d. And now I’m hungry. Next recipe suggestion: Beefcake.
So… Uh… Weird to ask… But um…
Where can aquire said sausages?
Yeah! Every good man can cook! *puts on his Norwegian khaki apron with elks*