You are owed nothing. Instead of demanding it, go out and earn it.

When nothing goes right … go left.

Guys, close your eyes. Imagine you have a daughter. Imagine she’s dating you. Did you smile? No? Then change.

Eat the damn chocolate cake.

The less f*cks you give, the more respect you will get. 

Be brief. Be brilliant. Be gone. 

If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn’t you who decided to have sex.

There will never be a perfect time. Just start where you are.

Anyone can come into your life and say how much they love you. But it takes someone really special to stay in your life and show you how much they love you.

What fits your schedule better, exercising one hour per day or being dead twenty four hours per day?