After everything I’ve been through, I’m still smiling. Not because I’m strong but because I’m crazy. Now that should scare you.
Category Archives: Roc’s Rules
Roc’s Rule #623
Be proud, but never satisfied.
Roc’s Rule #621
When life shuts a door, open it again. That’s how doors work.
Roc’s Rule #620
More than anything else, your job is to keep her happy.
Roc’s Rule #619
Senior citizen discounts should just round dollar amounts down so we don’t have to wait in line behind them while they dig for change.
Roc’s Rule #618
When someone is bitching and moaning about all the reasons an idea can’t work – ask them for three reasons why it can.
Roc’s Rule #617
Winning the girl isn’t enough. Winning her every day of your life is what matters.
Roc’s Rule #616
Monsters are real. They look like people.
Roc’s Rule #615
Remember, almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.
Roc’s Rule #614
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.