Be so humble there’s no h. Be umble.

*chuckle

It’s ok to be wrong. I just enjoy being right more often.

Swearing is but a crutch upon which uneducated people lean to express themselves.

I’m not crazy. Neither am I.

If you can’t ask the question, the answer is no.

Believe in yourself and you will succeed, unless you’re my enemy.

A bird in the hand is worth about three tissue.

If practice makes perfect, why do we keep making the same mistakes?

Yearn for peace, but only after all your enemies are dead.